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It's Saturday

I said that I was going to blog more, yeah that didn't happen, but I worked on products though so I am pleased and feel accomplished. I have got a similar week ahead.

I have nothing to say so this will probably be a short entry unless I randomly ramble about something which is pretty unlikely because I can't be fucked and really can't think of anything to ramble about. If I ramble about current events would it be better suited to one of my other blogs? I have too many blogs and not enough time to write. People still seem to enjoy BeyondFucked.com even though I think I write complete crap with no actual substance half the time. I like offering substance to my readers. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. OK that was a cheap joke, but I am cheap. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way.

So what did I do this week? Um...um... watched TV. NCIS fucking sucked, the whole episode didn't make sense, so fuck that show. Gibbs gets shot then wasn't. What the hell was that about? Worst episode ever. Oh crap I've missed CSI Las Vagas, who cares? I can still catch House on TV3+1.

I've started watching TheYoungTurks daily on YouTube, it's a great progressive show in the US. It also has a TV show on the "current" network. We don't get that network. We do get Fox News, fuck that. This is probably no interest to anybody. Do I care? Absolutely not. Haha I've probably bored most of you. Good!

Sunday now

Last night I went to Cruz. i had the usual spellers and people resting their hands on my tray, they get a surprise when I move it. Either there's nothing more noteworthy about the night or I can't remember, it is probably a combination. I had a good time anyway.
 
Posted at 19/05/2012 23:20:11 EDT 0 comments
 

I'm not a drunk

 
Had a nice busy week but first

This is a ridiculous paragraph: I'm not a drunk, for the record! I drink maybe once or twice a week, many people drink much more. Apparently I'm heavily knowing for my drinking, I don't really care. I prefer to be known for my intellect and good looks, but whatever. I talk about drinking constantly, but that is because most of my outings involve drinking. I'm a homebody and most of the time I go out I drink, it's that simple. Call me a drunk, see if I care. Well obviously I do otherwise I wouldn't be writing this, but you get the point. To be fair I do drink far more when Sam's around; he's a bad influence, or maybe I am? It's probably me.

I am going to blog more, but please excuse me if issues are a few weeks or months old. Yeah I suck at some things, oh well, move on!

Monday I had an assistive technology meeting and then went to my brother's rugby league fund raiser. I had some Vodka and wine. I also got a bottle of wine. Definitely don't have a shortage of alcohol, which only proves I don't drink enough to go through my collection. HA!

Wednesday I went to a rainbow Labour branch meeting. I got there late, opps! It was informative.

Saturday I went to Steven's, a house party and Cruz. I had a fantastic night catching up with friends.
 
Posted at 12/05/2012 23:28:44 EDT 0 comments
 

David Guetta 2012

 
Wednesday I went to Auckland. It took us about two hours to get to the apartment because Sam had a so-called short cut which had the opposite effect. It was a free ride from the airport, so who cares? After KFC I saw a friend, we drank wine.

Thursday I did fuck all really until I met a friend for a drink before going to a David Guetta concert, had a great time, I was pissed!

Friday we went to lunch, the beef was incredibly small. I wish that I had a magnifying glass so I could have taken it out for comic effect. Also why do they fill wine glasses 30%? It's an extreme waste of space. FILL MOST OF THE FUCKING GLASS OR GIVE US SMALLER ONES!!! After lunch I had McDonalds at the airport, then some snacks on the plane, then something when I got home.

Also on Friday I watched TVNZ 7, enjoy that network while you can, the nats are cutting funding for it. Well I didn't enjoy it, The Best Of Breakfast was on. If that was the best of it, I'd surely hate to see the non highlights of it. People always complain that Petra is annoying, surely it's a competition between the two. It was about students paying more and allowances being cut. What a load of fucking shit. Young people are already pissing off to Australia in large numbers. This will not help things. Unfuckingbelievable. AND LET'S SUCK EDUCATED PEOPLE WHO TYPICALLY EARN HIGHER WAGES OUT OF THE TAX BASE TOO! YAYYYYYY! I AM SERIOUSLY SICK OF THIS SHIT!

I had a great time in Auckland catching up with mates, and Sam. I drank a lot of wine and cider.

kSaturday I went to Steven's and Cruz. Cruz was good apart from the constant stream of annoying people. First a guy left a drink on my tray and I gave him a nasty look and he promptly took it off. I only gave him a look for the fun of it really. Two or three other people left drinks on my tray, it was definitely the night for it. Also this guy was spelling, and spelling, and spelling, I had no idea what he said most of the time. He did spell out "party" ten times in a row. I was actually debating with myself whether to be annoyed or laugh at the guy.
 
Posted at 05/05/2012 23:23:35 EDT 0 comments
 

Too many Jagers

 
It's Sunday

I went to Craig's Friday, had too much Jager, I think I drank than what everybody had combined, they only had 1-3 each, or perhaps they were double glasses... I drank the combined equivalent. That was a bad idea, it was fucking fun though. Definitely sticking to my limits for a while. Losing count of my drinks is really bad. I think that I had less than two hours sleep.

Saturday I caught up with Hine and went for a walk, well technically a ride. That night I went to Tim's for a few hours. I had a few things on but I wasn't really in the partying mood. Quiet drinks are energy conserving, and low cost! I'll make it up at David Guetta in Auckland on Wednesday!

No new other blog entries, yes I'm a slack bastard. I know you all miss me abusing republicans and the RWNJs (right wing nut jobs) in New Zealand. I'm a proud LWNJ which is rare as most people on the left are sane, unlike the majority of the right. Do I push my political views too much? Yes? Good! Anyway don't count on any other blog posts this week. I have Auckland and work to do.

And now for an unnecessary rant.

WHY ARE WE SPENDING OVER A MILLION DOLLARS ON A TEMPORARY CATHEDRAL WHEN THE STREETS OF CHRISTCHURCH ARE STILL PRETTY FUCKED? IT'S INSANE! FIX THE STREETS FIRST. THEN WHY NOT TRY FIXING THE HOUSING SITUATION? The money would be better spent elsewhere, regardless of who is funding it.
 
Posted at 29/04/2012 00:49:49 EDT 0 comments
 

I wanna jump off a tower

 
Stupid me just posted this on the wrong blog.

It's Monday.

I am back from Auckland.

Got up at 6 Saturday. The plane had a issue and was delayed by half an hour. Sam got vouchers for the new El Maco so we had that. Sam thought it was crap, I thought it was OK. Meh it was a burger, I eat to survive and don't really care about food. We arrived at McDonalds and we drove all the way to another McDonalds just to get free refills of coke, wasn't my idea! I didn't bring my phone so couldn't text mates, oh well, I'll be back in two weeks anyway for a David Guetta concert. This trip was basically just to see Sam, wasn't going to go until I got cheap flights. They were even cheaper than stand by fares!

Sunday we left the apartment, it didn't have Sky; I just watched music videos on Saturday night and took a nap while Sam was working. I never take naps but was tired and there was nothing else to do. I decided not to bring my computer because it was a short trip. Anyway Sunday we went out for lunch with Sam's parents, I had mash potatoes and fries, everybody else had prawns. Potatoes and fries were cheap compared to everything else. I usually have lamb, but it was $40+, fries and mash potatoes will do me just fine! I was shouted but I still don't like spending that much on food, it's just the way I am. I shared a chocolate desert with Sam, that was fucking nice! Sam got a $20 voucher for SkyCity casino so he went there, he won $35, he only lost when I wasn't picking the colours. I also went on a trike type car around Auckland. That was different and cool. I think that I want to do a "controlled jump" off the SkyTower, who wants to do it with me?

I have got a busy week this week with blogging on issues, working and watching a few DVDs that I got recently. I have got to work on my own stuff and stuff for somebody else. I quite enjoy working.
 
Posted at 22/04/2012 21:54:05 EDT 0 comments
 

I just bitch to fill up space 1

 
Dear Blog,

Fuck you fucking cunt.

I am doing this pretty late on a Sunday, not my fault as eye typing software doesn't work for the first hour or so most days so fuck that. Then I had emails to write, other things to do blah blah blah. Been a productive week I think.

This week I did fuck all apart from drinking and working on the computer. So not much to report.

Drank with a few friends last night then Cruz. Had a great night.

What's fucking me off this week? Human stupidity! People are idiots! I saw a YouTube video of the recent tsunami. There's a tsunami let's all go to the beach! What kind of shit for brains moron do you have to be to think that is a good idea? Recently I read about people moaning about people moaning about a character in Hunger Games being black. Eh I have to ask why a character being black offends people? It's because their racist fuckheads of course. Also it's just a fucking movie. Why do people get pissy about the stupidest shit? It was the 100 year anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, people were shocked to find out it was an actual historical event. People today are clueless, absolutely clueless.

Next week I am going to Auckland for a very short time. So my next entry will probably be a day later. I know I said I wasn't going to go but I got cheap flights at a grabaseat auction.
 
Posted at 15/04/2012 00:22:30 EDT 0 comments
 

Easter 2012

 
Looks like I forgot to address my blog last time, how rude!

Dear Blog,

SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS.

I figured that people write "Dear Diary" so I thought I would something similar, until I get sick of it in a few weeks.

IT'S EASTER

It's when you pretend to eat Jesus! Or something. I got drunk, HAPPY EASTER.

That was much too positive.

INDIFFERENCE EASTER! Yeah that's better.

I didn't make time for other blogs again. Oh well.

I want to buy a dinosaur, maybe I shouldn't blog drunk. Not a good look, unlike physically which I look fucking good. Can I buy a dinosaur? Maybe a model dinosaur. Bah fuck that. Maybe I'll wait until they're clone one, and not buy one because I don't want to get eaten. Don't ya just love my insightful posts? I KNOW I DO! I love most things about me, I fucking rock and you know that you can trust what an egotistical maniac says about himself. I'm the BEST! BEST what? Who knows? I like rambling.

Sunday now, above was last night. I didn't go out, conserving money. Went out Thursday, to a pub then had lots of Sambuca at Craig's, probably too much, oh well. It was fun, we watched Madonna, in the days before she purchased a baby.

Did the family Easter thing Wednesday.

Was going to do something Friday but couldn't due to Easter trading, so fuck Easter trading laws. It inconvenienced me so abolish the trading restrictions. They're against FREEDOM! The freedom to trade on a public holiday! It's a stupid rule anyway. But it's popular, probably only because of chocolate and the day off. Notice how both our religious holidays involve chocolate and presents. It's just a random observation. I have no real point, just writing crap.
 
Posted at 07/04/2012 23:16:13 EDT 0 comments
 

No idea where I am going in life but that's OK

 
It's Sunday.

Currently watching House from weeks ago.

Short night last night, had pre drinks then went to Cruz but felt ill so went home early, at 2. Think I just had too much Tequila LOL.

Also saw Hine yesterday, went to a restaurant, they kept offering me drink but I didn't want to drink twice in one day and it's much more cost effective to drink my own alcohol.

This is a boring post. I need a way to change the sky channel through the computer. My current way is unbelievably slow. Need to make more sites, got a ton of crap to do. I enjoy writing blogs, but they're not profitable. I am not sure what I want to do in life. Do I see if I can make blogs profitable or focus on script development. Do I get an official education to qualify myself for jobs? Eek that costs thousands. I haven't found a PHP course anyway. All the courses I've seen are for web design and ASP. I never got any official education on PHP, learned it completely from online tutorials. Now I have this skill with no qualifications. I finished high school when I got my school certificate, I kind of want to continue my education but bah it takes money and time. I could be doing other things with my time, which is EXACTLY the reasoning I used when I was 16, guess some things don't change. It was the right decision back then. Also considering writing novels. I have no idea what I am doing in life, and I am not sure I want to, spontaneity is good, or bad if I end up getting confused but eh I'll risk it. Perhaps I'll focus on many things. Life is an adventure I say; do whatever makes you happy. Going to build crap for the immediate future, I like building crap.

Had to cancel an Auckland trip next month, can't afford it.

Fuck I am pretty sure a hangover has just hit. Uh help?
 
Posted at 31/03/2012 23:24:42 EDT 1 comment
 

Night out and technology issues

 
Dear Blog,

Go fuck yourself.

Anyway.

I got a flu shot Wednesday. That's all I did before Saturday. So this won't be an exciting post. Well I say that then randomly ramble until it turns into an OK post. Will this be the same. I cannot predict the future, nobody can.

Saturday night I had pre drinks then went to Cruz. Someone sat on my tray without realizing what it was, he got a shock when he turned around LOL. A woman shouted me a drink but I didn't ended up getting it because it was in a glass with a straw, oh well, I had barely finish my own drinks. Perhaps I should have a sign on my tray saying "I drink out of a bottle" or something.

Oh here's something I can tell you, I am having issues with my eye typing software again, it takes about an hour to get into a workable state which is a fucking pain. Maybe it's time to investigate other technology which will again be a fucking pain but this could be necessary. It started doing it the day before I went to Sydney, I have no idea why it does it, I could try a different version of the software but I do remember having major problems with the other version so maybe that's not the best course of action. I am getting a technology assessment next month, this is also for my portable communication computer which I haven't had since November because the computer basically died. My biggest concern about getting new technology is will it end up like all my other computer accessibility technology. I think that I have three pieces of software that do not have support from the developers. When I email them, they don't reply or say it doesn't happen for us so fuck off, they may not be their exact words but I definitely do no have a good view of companies who develop computer accessibility products. This very negatively effects my attitude towards trying something new, but I have really no other option.

I don't need to pointlessly ramble now, maybe next week.
 
Posted at 24/03/2012 22:49:58 EDT 0 comments
 

St Patrick's Day 2012

 
Dear Blog,

YOU FUCKING SUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't have a topic to write about so I will write about not being to think about what to write about or am I lying about not having a topic to write about just to have a topic to write about.
Above Friday, below Sunday.

Had a busy night last night, went to Matt and Janine's, DJ Hype and The Upbeats and then Cruz. Ran out of Tequila at Matt and Janine's so had some of their Vodka, thanks! Really wasn't planning to drink anymore than my Tequila but eh, what the hell? Hype and Upbeats were good. Booked that event in February I think. I wore my Upbeats shirt, got it free at a gig so I thought why not? After dropping some girls I knew home, I went to Cruz. I was talking to a girl but she repeated the same three points five times in a very short space of time, drunk people do that. Then someone assumed I was Irish. I thought what a weird thing to assume; not everyone out on St Patrick's Day is Irish. Then I remembered I was wearing a green hat which somebody put on my head, no idea who. Even so, many people wear green on St Patrick's Day. Do I have Irish in me? I don't know, I am adopted. Perhaps I should ask my ancestry, but eh. Perhaps I should ask my family's medical history though. That would be useful. Who knows, I could have come from a long line of fucking insane lunatics. No that probably starts with me. I can't say I give a flying fuck where I come from. Anyway St Patrick's Day mainly celebrates drinking, I can totally get behind that. The Irish have the best celebrations, Irland for the win. Better than fucking easter; all you get at easter is chocolate eggs and buns, on St Patrick's Day you get alcohol! Oh but Easter lasts longer, meh alcohol wins for me! She also assumed I was straight. Strange assumption considering it's a gay club. The night ended with Irish music, very fitting I thought.

Hey since everything is green on St Patrick's Day so I think that it would be the perfect day for The Greens to campaign. Oh but everyone would be too pissed to pay attention. Then again, most people don't pay attention anyway!
 
Posted at 17/03/2012 23:03:01 EDT 0 comments
 
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