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I really should write in my news blog. Every week I say that I am going to do it, but don't. Well say, think to myself is what I mean. You knew that, well unless you're an idiot.

No progress on my production company mainly because I am primarily writing articles for my websites nowadays. I have written some scripts, but frankly people are flakey and don't follow through on things. Perhaps I should fund raise so I can pay people.

I don't really have anything to say. da da da, da da da, you're still here?

I would like a satirical website but I don't have time to write a satirical blog. However people are using AI to write articles. I probably should be using AI to write articles. Problem is AI doesn't always deliver factual content. I think that with satire it doesn't necessarily have to deliver factual content, obviously. I will give this a try.

I am trying to build up a DJ website, but most of the articles have to be 3,000 words long. I've written shorter books. I published one recently but I think it got no sales. I don't really want AI content for my DJ website, but I may consider it. I can only do 500 words a day writing myself. I love having a DJ website, but the writing is kind of tortuous, solely due to article length.

Just realized I have things to do, so I'm fucking off, bye.
 
Posted at 05/05/2022 07:48:29 UTC 20 comments
 

Press, Covid, Masks, short story

 
Tuesday I did a press event that had Snoop Dogg and a bunch of lesser known singers. I had to ask a question to each singer. I have also done one on one interviews with TV personalities for the same website. I do need better technology for doing panels and press events. I'll do this soon. I'll program custom software for this.

What else happened? I went to the dentist. Most of my family got covid. I never tested positive but probably will eventually.

I generally don't have a problem with masks. My only complaint is it obstruct views of hot guys. I quite like wearing them. I am not strange, people are just moaners. FFS the amount of moaning from people during the pandemic is unbelievable. I don't want to do this. I don't want to do that. I don't want to help the community. Bill Gates wants to track me. And people wonder why I don't want to spend time entertaining people. People suck.

I just have 500 words to go to complete my first short story. It will not be released under my name and I won't be publicizing it under my name. Uh it's adult themed, let's leave it at that.
 
Posted at 06/04/2022 08:50:51 UTC 243 comments
 

Life, production company, NFTs, charity

 
Life isn't as bad as the start of the year. It's pretty much normal now.

Except I'm taking some time off from programming to focus on a production company. I figured programming wasn't really making me money so why not switch careers? You can probably think of a million reasons. I need to spend more time writing productions; the first week was frankly a failure. But hopefully I can get on to it soon. I did manage to release two videos last month including a cartoon.

I launched a NFT collection, but it's not for sale because I don't have the crypto currency to do that. I may release some more legitimate NFTs on another website to get what I need. The current collection is some extremely crappy JPEGs designed to make fun of the NFT industry. I don't know if they will actually sell, probably not, or I could become a millionaire. Who knows? I'm not taking NFTs too seriously, the industry is frankly a joke. But why not fuck around and do parodies of NFTs? I don't think that many people are seeing the humour in my projects. Some see the humour, but this probably doesn't have wide appeal. I'm fine with this. I have a saying; my jokes are for myself, if I amuse other people it's a bonus.

I have also decided to use some of my website assets to raise money for charity. Perhaps more information about this in the next blog post.
 
Posted at 03/03/2022 04:40:39 UTC 39 comments
 

State of things

 
I am aware I may have cash flow issues in future so temporarily i have decided to work on a single project primarily. Hopefully the initial project will launch within four weeks. In addition I'm still working on merchandise. Due to cash flow issues and doing a quick analysis of the top sellers I have decided to change approach and I am hoping the new products are profitable. I also feel like I am flexing my comedy muscle more with the new approach. Hopefully my designs will continue to get better. I am still planning to do video and create a disability oriented production company but haven't found the time to do this recently.

I would like to announce that I have a minority stake in a record label, and comedy club. Unfortunately I invested in an AI company and that has gone south. Shit happens I guess. The primary problem was programmers were paid and 2/3 didn't return anything usable. Escrow should have been used. Again shit happens. Maybe I should have been C.E.O. instead; I certainly wouldn't have paid the programmers if I had anything to do with it. Also I said to focus on revenue generating products initially, I wasn't listened to. I hope I am not opening myself up to legal problems by posting this. My current cash flow issues isn't related to this, and I have plans if shit hits the fan, which is looking very likely. My situation isn't ideal but I know that I am probably going to be fine and secure.
 
Posted at 03/02/2022 06:42:44 UTC 19 comments
 

Interviews and 2022 plans

 
I had a mixed end of year, some parts really really awful, some parts really really good. I don't want to put out the awful parts, hopefully this will resolve in four months. I am suddenly interviewing US actors and going to Zoom press events. I have a friend with a TV website, and I am doing this for her. Well I'm doing this for myself, but she gets the content. It's time intensive but not too bad.Interviews take 3-8 hours with writing questions, viewing any screeners, testing questions with text to speech.

This year I want to fund some disability screen productions, by that I mean crowd fund or bootstrap. I want to build a disability talent agency, production company and record label. I do most things in my non work time. But I have dozens of projects and things don't end up getting done. Actually I did try to get a video up. People weren't terribly interested in helping. I also mainly focus doing projects in the music space and another industry. But I want to do the disability oriented projects, even if I delegate most of the work.

I am back going to concerts this year, fucking people prolonging the pandemic.

I am planning to sell more products online too.

I need to blog more on my news website, I get too busy these days.
 
Posted at 01/01/2022 03:31:25 UTC 13 comments
 

DJing, Questions

 
I own a portfolio of music/partying websites and a partying merchandise brand on Amazon. I am starting a site about DJing to add to my portfolio. I planned to do this for a year or two. I hesitated because I'm not a DJ or mixer. Considering some of my other websites this was a silly hesitation. But I thought that I'd use Black Friday deals to purchase hosting for the website. Yeah, I'm cheap. By the way Black Friday pricing didn't appear so I learned that Googling for coupons is good, I'll do this more often.

I am going to learn to mix music, not because I want to be a professional DJ. I feel that I can better write for my website if I have the skills. Of course I would love to do a few club gigs eventually. I think if I didn't rely on assistants maybe I would consider it as a career but I don't like being famous. I still don't know if live mixing is possible as each action would take 10 seconds but I'm going to try... Just messaged two DJs, they said it'd be fine if I took 20 seconds, I guess there's nothing stopping me now! I gave them a worse case to just to make sure I could definitely do this.

One of my new hobbies is going on actor zooms and asking really unconventional questions like "how does it feel playing a stupid character", "do you look at the scripts and think this is ridiculous" and "what's it like being a soap hunk". I also asked DJs if they've even been so drunk they couldn't use the equipment. The answers I get are entertaining so I'm going to continue doing this.
 
Posted at 01/12/2021 01:52:53 UTC 58 comments
 

Grindr and other stuff

 
Joined Grindr. I am already thinking about deleting Grindr. I'm having much luck as I thought I would. What's amazing is you have no public profile pictures and people message you wanting to hook up. This was the case even before I filled out a profile. I wonder if people on Grindr can actually read. You put clear things in your profile and people who do not fit the criteria you specified message you anyway. I don't have time to waste on people I'm not interested in, I'll probably delete the app soon.

Ohhhhhhh am I too negative? GOOD! At least I don't fake being positive.

I need to work on video projects, I will probably reduce other work to do this. I probably said this last month but eh fuck it I don't remember what I said last month. Trying to think of something else to type. Actually I have work to do, bye
 
Posted at 03/11/2021 05:31:28 UTC 35 comments
 

Alexa, Music, Merchandise, Concerts, Facebook

 
Alexa, write my blog post for me. That's right I don't have Alexa, and it probably wouldn't do it.

I released another song, obviously my marketing strategy sucks as I made zero dollars from the first. I don't know what I am doing, releasing music is just a hobby project. I need to make music videos. Hey Alexa, make music videos for me. I don't have Alexa, fuck.

I am selling merchandise on Amazon, have basically sold fuck all. Though I'm selling double what I expected in the past two months, I guess this is good.

Had no concerts or trips this year, but have about five concerts next.

Facebook went down yesterday. Do you know what? GOOD! It's a stupid site with stupid algorithms and even stupider people. For some reason they won't put me in facebook jail, going there would save a bunch of time. I'm an insulting bitch, why won't they put me in jail. It doesn't make sense. Fuck facebook.
 
Posted at 06/10/2021 06:16:28 UTC 47 comments
 

Idiots, comedy, books

 
On social media I've just been relentlessly mocking idiots since lock down and I'm not going to stop. There's nothing else to do. I can't go to concerts due to fucking idiots, especially fucking idiots who run countries. If humans were smarter we'd have eliminated the virus by now. I don't see the evidence that there's a way out of this. I hope I am wrong. Meantime I will poke fun of idiots. Get vaccinated if you can. If you can and don't you're putting others at risk and increasing your chance of dying from Covid. Also if you have a penis you could get erectile dysfunction if you get Covid. I am very glad that I live in Aotearoa where there has been fewer cases!

I was supposed to perform comedy for the EastGate celebration of the Hapai Access Card, I guess that's postponed. It's rare I perform comedy, because I'm a nerd and don't like being around people, that wasn't a joke.

One of my best friends has edited "The Confessions of a Partying Cripple" go and buy it at Amazon. DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAPERCLIP! That's likely all I would be able to afford with the profits. I may do a book about my experiences with comedy. Someone said that the book may not do well if it was just me constantly complaining. Counter point, complaining is kind of what I enjoy doing. And comedians constantly whine about free speech, so eh fuck it. I am not going to hold back if I do it.
 
Posted at 01/09/2021 08:10:46 UTC 44 comments
 

Music, gig, comedians.

 
Well I released a trance track, which is electronic music for people who don't know. What a fuck around. I got banned by my first distributor, they wouldn't say why, because they're assholes. So I am trying with another distributor but they take 21 days to review. i am not happy, I was thrilled to start releasing music. Hopefully I won't get banned this time. The only bright side is it gives me more time to probably develop my new video creation software.

I went to a trance gig, there was no majorly annoying people. A woman screamed at me, maybe she thought I was going to run into her; I didn't. It was good to go out. I feel like I could have played better tracks, but even so most DJs were enjoyable.

I know I complain about comedy lots but I am starting to really hate comedians. Either they whine about cancel culture or say that I complain too much. I am the grumpy cripple, that's kind of my ENTIRE FUCKING THING. Comedians have got to be the most sensitive fucking snowflakes even, and I am a member of the disability advocacy community. Even disability advocates don't whine and cry as much as comedians. Some get pissy about obvious jokes, some get pissy about honest opinions.. I am done, I REALLY don't want to be referred to as a comedian anymore. Comedy wouldn't fuck me off so much if people refered to me as a programmer, I have spent fucking 20 years programming but did comedy for five minutes. People still only refer to me as a comedian, even after doing fuck all gigs (by choice) for five years. I would like ideas on how best to burn bridges on stage comedy. Feel free to message me.
 
Posted at 04/08/2021 07:10:43 UTC 54 comments
 
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