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Big Day Out 2012 |
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It's Saturday and I'm quite drunk and staying at Sam's house.
Wednesday I arrived in Auckland on stand by fares. I was quite surprised that I could fly stand by but there we go. Yay for cheaper fares! It was a bit of a hassle but I'm fucked if I care!
Thursday we went to some posh restaurant, I really don't remember the name. Frankly I really don't understand the appeal of waiting ages for overpriced food, I'd much rather have a cheap meal at home. It's Sam's thing, not mine. He enjoys it so I do it. We also went for a spa that day. (THREE DAYS LATER, I looked the restaurant up, it was dine by Peter Gordon)
Friday we went to the Big Day Out. LOL LAME EVENT! Fucking good excuse to spend time with Sam though! We spent an hour looking for the mythical wheelchair platform that didn't even exist, the staff were happy to direct us to the mythical wheelchair platform that didn't even exist, yeah try figuring that out? Bands were OK, quite disappointed that My Chemical Romance didn't play the only song I knew by them. Knew a song from the band Foster The People, very far from my favourite band though. Recognized another song from some kiwi woman I think. I had a very shitty sleep Thursday night and thought I was going to collapse by the end but ended up dancing my ass off to Nero! I knew one of their songs but they played it after we left the event, I still got to hear it though. Their other stuff is really good, great dance music! Hands down the best act in my opinion. Unfortunately my wheelchair broke down, it doesn't go over bumps without stopping and sometimes won't start back up. So Sam had to push me to the taxi and we could not find the taxi. So not a good time for him at the end.
The event was OK, still an economical way of seeing many bands at once. Wish that I wasn't half a sleep for most of it. LOL oh well, these things happen. Enjoyed dancing when I did though!
The event was definitely not crowded which was probably a good thing. I could definitely see why it was the last Big Day Out.
Sunday now.
We stayed home drinking but then I dragged Sam to Family. I was on Jager shots and had a great time. Lots of random old people patted me on the shoulder, yeah that got annoying, don't do that, like ever, to a stranger in a wheelchair unless he barks and humps your leg.
Today we went out for dinner with Sam's parents. I also had a double vodka and a tiny bit of wine.
Monday now, Sam really is not a fan of flying stand by with a wheelchair so we've booked tickets to Auckland next month. I however really like going stand by because it is more economical. Apparently we get something extra with our flights next month, I have no idea what. Hopefully it will be a bit less stressful next month. Sam is going home tomorrow. Then Sydney in March, I must book Mardi Gras party tickets!
Well my wheelchair seems to work after a charge. Apparently it needs to be charged regularly regardless of how much you use it, which is fucked up. I used it fuck all and it was at least half full when it began fucking up. I didn't even use it around the house. So what a piece of fucking shit. |
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Eye typing back and drinking |
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It's Thursday, sorry for not posting last week. By sorry I really mean fuck off my fucking computer wasn't working so I couldn't give a shit if a didn't post. Did an after shock happen before? Yes it did. That was a random change of subject for no apparent reason.
Got my computer back yesterday, with eye typing back, hopefully it lasts more than a few days this time. Fucking stupid thing! If it happens again I think I will have to get a separate computer with just eye typing on it. Hopefully it won't come to that as I do need to interact with normal programs using my eye. That would be a massive bitch. I had to get a clean install again, hopefully this one lasts.
Pleased that I can blog again, although I am busy this month with an Auckland trip and a website project. But yay those things ! I am going Wednsday and going to the Big Day Out Friday. It's quite a cheap trip as I stay with Sam and he got discounted tickets. So yay for being cheap. Probably will drink vodka from the bottle instead of paying the clubs, I quite like to do that. Sam doesn't like going and people seem to hit on him in Auckland clubs haha.
Meh maybe I will go, might as well party while there etc.
Last Saturday I went to a New Years party hosted by Craig and Barbra, it was good, my drinks were a bit weak, must make sure I get stronger drinks. Then I hung out with friends and attempted to go to a trance party, but couldn't find it. Got some bad directions. Oh well. I really should have checked myself, opps. Had a nice different night anyway.
Friday now, went out with Hine today. We went to Strawberry Fare but couldn't find an accessible entrance so we ended up going to the casino instead, to eat. Well Hine was the main one who ate, I just had some of her chips! Yeah because I am cheap... Cheap as chips! But I didn't pay for the chips. I was going to have a Tequila or two but I have two bottles at home, so fuck paying bar prices.
So it's 3PM Saturday and I am already quite drunk. Had too many drinks for tonight so decided to drink one at lunch, yay excess! I REALLY hate wasting alcohol, then I have to buy more. Waste is uneconomical. Usually I don't care about waste but in this case it's just more fun not being wasteful. YAY THE ENVIRONMENT! What my drinking has to do with the environment I don't know. Hopefully I'll sober up by 6PM, then I can have MORE!
Sunday now, I had a few cocktails with family and then went to a party at Nathan's. Great times at both but did feel a bit sick at the end so decided not to go clubbing afterwards. I pretty much decided not to go clubbing at the beginning of the night anyway, then changed my mind, then didn't feel up to it. Oh well. The night was enjoyable anyway.
I am in Auckland with Sam next weekend so the next entry will be late, possibly Tuesday. |
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2012 |
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And it's 2012. But you probably know that unless you are completely disconnected from reality, even more so than the average person.
It's Sunday, Sam came down Thursday, going back tomorrow.
So, got really really wasted last night and spent the day with my boyfriend. Yeah the year is pretty much downhill from here. I'm such a positive person!
We went for a spa and swim Friday afternoon and got pissed that night. The spa was good and I really can't remember the last time I went for a proper swim.
Last night was great, again I got really really trashed, that's the most important part, oh and spending it with my boyfriend and family etc. I had different types of drinks, not sure what one was called but I ended it with Jarger shots. The drink I can't remember tasted like coconut and I had it with orange juice, Quite a nice taste. Went back to the motel at 4AM, was up about 10, Drove home to Christchurch from Culverden. Has been a relaxing day.
Eye typing is not working again. UGH! Let's see if new hardware fixes the problem. I certainly hope so.
Monday now.
2011 was a good year for me. I know that it sucked for many other people, especially here in Christchurch but I personally am doing OK. Sure some parts of last year sucked badly, other parts did not. I have no idea where I am going in life. Life seems to be a continuous stream of work, partying and sex. I'm unsure whether this is a good thing. It's all a bit planned and routine for my liking. Getting a bit hamster wheel until one day the wheel stops. I don't know I think I am having a midlife crisis even though I am far too young. Life has its surprises and excitement occasionally, I always try to be adventurous and spontaneous especially this past few months. I really have no idea of my point. I'm going to try living life and enjoying it more is what I am trying to say, I don't know. Guess I need new challenges and goals.
There is nothing like a nonsensical rant to start the year off... |
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Merry fucking christmas 2011 |
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This will be posted on sunday if I am not too intoxicated. I am definitely too intoxicated now, yes I am.
Merry Christmas or happy holidays, or whatever you say, or nothing if you're not celebrating anything. If you just like hating on christmas for laughs, me too, so fuck christmas really is what I am trying to say.
It's Saturday night I am unsober again.
So my eye typing software is working again, it required a clean install of Windows which is a right cunt or dick depending if you a problem with the word cunt, you shouldn't as male reproductive organs have been used for decades. What am I saying, I am unsober. But at least I have it back. Now I can blog more and bitch at people faster.
I have no idea what to write apart from writing I have no idea what to write which isn't very impressive isn't it noooo. Ummmmmmm
So building my computer up again is going to be a pain but it's fucking good to be able to use my computer with my eye again.
Oh yeah had several big ass fucking earthquakes yesterday, I decided to use it as an excuse to get unsober because I am a role model.
I have no idea what I am doing, have you noticed?
It's Christmas and I am sober, must do something about that. Went to Matt and Janine's for breakfast, now back home ranting because I have nothing else to do. Well I could work but it's Christmas, good excuse not to work. I'll be offending Christians if I worked! Sure, let's use that as an excuse.
Next entry will probably be late because I am out of town on new years.
O Christmas tree O Christmas tree, my dog gave you the gift of pee.
Speaking of dogs, mine ate a fair bit of M&Ms when one of my M&M dispensers broke in the earthquake. It was on top of a DVD case which fell. Fucking earthquakes.
My Christmas gift to YOU is this entry. Which isn't much considering I was post it anyway. Well, merry fucking christmas. Why am I still sober? |
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Bus trip |
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Just popping in.
Hi how are you oh you can't answer. I missed typing when I am not sober
It's sober I mean it's Thursday. I like writing my thoughts as accurate as possible.
Was interrupted forgotten what I was going to write
Sunday now
The bus trip was awesome. Went to a few great clubs then some rather boring bars, but that was OK, I really didn't know what was going on by then. It is always a fun night when you don't know what the hell is going on. Pre drinks first. I got through one and a bit then had more at some clubs. I decided to stop myself as I was pretty close to my limit and it was barely 11, if I had continued at the same pace I would have thrown up, good thing to avoid. I was mysteriously led out of a pub for some reason. Apparently someone told security that I wanted to get out. Errrrr I really didn't communicate that to anybody so I really didn't know why I was being led out. I thought that someone wanted me outside. Then I dropped people off at another pub and slowly drunk at Cruz, was sooo drunk by then, I was thinking of going home but thought it would a shame to waste such intoxication levels. It was a good night, talked to a few woman, saw a few boobs, well actually just one, personally I perfer penises but whatever.
Why does my fucking stupid neighbour insist on mowing lawns and chopping wood on a Sunday morning? I get home at 5AM and it makes it fucking impossible to sleep. Inconsiderate bastard! |
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Night out and holidays |
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Well I still can't type with my eye. We got a spare camera and tried it on two computers but no luck surprisingly. I am waiting for an answer currently.
Sam brought flights to LA and wants to take me, for some reason, don't know why. Well yes I do, it's because I'm fucking sexy. OH YEAH! We've scheduled it to go to a Kelly Clarkson concert, we're going to do the theme park things. It's less than a month after we go to Sydney too. 2012 will be a great year. Also going to the Big Day Out in January.
Went to Cruz Saturday; tried a new drink, had my usual vodkas too, of course. Saw some friends. A random lady kept holding my hands and kept telling me to focus on her. Um that's unlikely unless she turned into a hot guy. Just saying! Is that rude? Good! I really don't like focusing on anything in that state; I'm a zoning out drunk, and I like it. Also I like thinking of random things in such states. I'm hideously anti social, unless it comes to friends.
I have got a bus trip next Saturday, I suppose I have to be social. I'm not actually going on the bus, will be following it in the van. I'd probably damage the bus in my drunken state. Will be good for a different type of night. Not going clubbing for a few weeks actually, will be back to it next year. |
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Should have eye typing back soon! |
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Another eye camera has arrived so I'll try that next week. Hopefully it will work and I can type with my eye again. Then I can blog more and start new sites etc. If it doesn't work then it must be the computer and I will have to downgrade the processor or something. Should be sorted next week. If I have to downgrade, that won't be a problem at all, I'll contact the technicians and it should be relatively easy. Hopefully it's the camera; I'll get it working tomorrow then. Fucking finally. Been about six weeks. I'll feel like I have my mojo back. Yeah baby! Excuse the Austin Powers reference. Always preferred Dr Evil anyway mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha
Friday I went to town with Hine, it was a great day! We went to Cashel Mall, the access needs work and they've been notified of the problems. I got stuck in gravel again, it happened last time when I was out with her. This time on the streets of Christchurch. My chair is obviously crap at handling gravel, Hine's chair had no problem with it. So, fuck my stupid chair.
Saturday I went to Club 22 and Cruz, a drink at Steven's first. There was plenty of spellers, I was surprised that I could understand them with the state I was in. Fucking fantastic night, always a good night when you're pissed. Good music too! Christchurch taxis sure beat the hell out of the ones in Auckland. You can't even order them on Saturdays in Auckland. It's fucking great here, although I remember going to the access commission and complaining about Christchurch taxis. I complain about a lot of things, it's a hobby.
Next month it will be next year then less than a year until THE WORLD WILL END!!! Just kidding. You would have to be shit fucking insane to believe that, a lot of people are shit fucking insane, well including me but at least I am highly intelligent too. I like tooting my own horn. TOOT TOOT. I'm horny! Errr that's another subject all together. I apologize, no I do not. |
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Many voters are morons |
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New Zealand is a very stupid country.
I was going to save this rant until I can type faster and I'll probably do another one.
Shocked by election result. I thought that the polls were wrong because I figured that New Zealanders can't be that stupid, but apparently they are.
Congratulations dipshits you've voted for a well established liar and a banker. I've personally seen him lie four times this week, at the very minimum. For fuck sakes he gagged the media with police force and is keeping details on a policy hidden. Yeah let's trust him. WHAT THE FUCK??? People are moronic idiots!
If you think that a banker will get us out of this when bankers crashed the global economy then there's something very very very very wrong with you.
Bankers look after the rich and fuck over the rest. What kind of shit for brains moron doesn't know this?
They have already taken away your rights and swindled billions to the rich. The trend will continue, their economic policies won't work so we'll be crippled economically. The result will be less rights for the people, lower wages, slower economic growth and more money to the rich. You've fucked yourselves New Zealand.
Democracy can be described as stupid fuckwits voting for fuckwits that fuck them.
I realize that this may offend a great portion of my readers and honestly I really don't care. Offending National supporters really doesn't concern me. Take comfort in the rest of the world is just as stupid as you. This is a fucking stupid planet. I wish I could find some aliens and leave, especially if the aliens looked like the guys from Roswell; Brendon Fahr mmmmm. Another factor is the mainstream media; excluding the previous four weeks they've spent more time on a fucking penguin and a psychic fucking octopus than actual critical analyst of government policy. Then there's a piss weak opposition. Fuck this result!
Gays who voted for National, uh why? National doesn't give a flying fuck about enhancing our rights. Forget about gay adoption, gay marriage. They simply don't care. They were pushing for a homophobic bigot; John Banks to be entered in parliament.
In conclusion I haven't forgiven New Zealand for the 2008 election. New Zealand remains a stupid country! It's not completely your fault, you're still stupid though!
On Wednesday I went to Eddie's birthday, I just drank. Enjoyable night.
Saturday night I had drinks then went to Cruz. I was going to go to a birthday but there was several mix ups, my fault. The pity brigade was out in force. Do me a favour; don't pity me unless you're giving money. If you're not giving money, fuck off! Life is fucking fantastic! I am intelligent and hot, people pay attention to my opinions, people like my humour. Things I say matter to people. Although I have fuck all people skills, I love who I am. This is a great time time in my life. Pitty yourself for being a simplistic fuckwit! |
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Auckland and an election rant |
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This is late and I'm not sure I can get this out by Tuesday as planned. It's Monday, still no eye camera. Frustrated as fuck. Funny that if I had a portable one my computer usage wouldn't be impacted but apparently I don't need it. Took it to Auckland, four weeks later my computer usage is still crippled. I'm fucked off!
Wednesday an OT came to sort out some problems etc, nothing I want to publicize, I'm just growing a third arm.
May need surgery.
No.
Went to Auckland Friday. Being wasted in an airport is an interesting experience! I expected to stay at a batch but that didn't happen. Eh I couldn't care that much. "As long as it's free it's all good with me". Went to visit Sam.
Saturday we went to Big Boys Toys with cars and trucks etc. Boring as fuck for a gay nerd. Personally when I cars all I wonder is what the carbon output is, and what an overpriced piece of shit it is. Yes I am a gay nerd, and proud! I also saw a friend, I was going to see the new Twilight movie but eh fuck Twilight, not important. Taylor Lautner appears to have one short shirtless scene, so fuck that. Then I went to Sam's and got intoxicated.
Sunday I went home.
Two ticks for Labour this Saturday. If you're voting National, sorry but I have no respect for you, you have shit for brains and are a fucking moron. OK this is a little harsh, I emphasize little. At best your highly ignorant, at worst you're a rich bastard who really doesn't give fuck about people. I have much more respect for the second. National's policies are stupid, I will describe them as intellectually bankrupt and furthermore sabotage. Asset sales alone will do long term damage and will drive power prices up. Despite keeping 51% the government will not have total control, that is a myth. Paying people less will not help the economy, the idea is ludicrous and exploitative. Then there's changes to ACC which was a fucking disaster last time we tried it, millions of dollars worth of subsidies to the rich and oh the constant stream of broken promises out of John Key. How anyone can believe anything out of that publicly clown's mouth is beyond me. They must be really fucking stupid. I make absolutely no apologies for anything I'm saying. I will personally blame every fucking National voter for the constant shit the country will be going through over the next three years. Grow a fucking brain and vote against this government! If you don't you are beyond fucked! |
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Quite a random night out. |
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Got intoxicated last night and going out drinking tonight. I am such a role model!
It's Saturday, again I wrote two articles today. Yes I just like writing so I can call people stupid. Insulting people is a shit lot of fun.
Sunday
It was a bit of a random and unexpected night, in a very good way. Was going to go to Club 22 but ended up going to a friend's. Then I went to Cruz where a girl repeatedly called me beautiful, so I learned nothing new there then. There was a few cute guys wearing far too many clothes. Drunken straight men spelling things out wasn't exactly what I signed up for. Tell me, is it rude not to look at my tray when I know EXACTLY what they are going to say, can still follow the letters out of the corner of my eye and will still respond? Is that rude? Yes I don't really care. People are told I can hear but still spell. Stupid fucking people! Oh well, I was too intoxicated to care. It was a good night.
In Auckland next weekend, probably won't be clubbing. Probably will take my laptop because my tablet keeps dying.
Still waiting for anyone to contact me about my computer access problems. Grrrrrrrr |
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