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Bruno Mars, Jimmy Barnes, James Blunt, business

Monday I went to Auckland, fucking accommodation was cancelled. They also didn't say it was cancelled until about four hours after we rang the booking company. They said they were sending a key. What the fuck? They should have told us it was cancelled when we first rang, or the second/third/forth time we rang. The hotel that we were staying at had a cancellation at about 10, had to pay extra for that room. Even a surcharge. What bastards actually. They could have waived the surcharge out of common decency.

Tuesday the booking company relocated us to the top floor at Barclays Suites. Nice! Good view. Then we went to Bruno Mars, some songs were good. The bangs can fuck off.

Thursday we went home.

Saturday I saw Jimmy Banes. Didn't really want to go after four days in Auckland and not being able to do programming but he was great. Most songs sounded the same though. Also enjoyed The Feelers. Didn't enjoy an annoying person putting my hands up. If dancing like that was natural for me I would already be doing that. Do people think I'm a puppet? Fuck off!

Thursday the next week I saw James Blunt. Don't really like his music so I wasn't sure if I could be bothered going. However I decided to buy a ticket Wednesday and go. Turns out, pretty good music. His most famous song is kind of crap but most of his other songs I was impressed with. I was amused that someone asked another person in a wheelchair if she liked James Blunt. I thought what a fucking stupid question to ask someone at a concert. I know that I said that I was not a fan of him before the concert, but I am the exception to the rule. Also I was glad that I went. Looking forward to Limp Bisit on the 19th.

Business wise I'm finishing up documentation for software products then maybe I will work on sales pages. On the creative business side I'm spending just one more half day on screenplays next week then I'm going to launch three separate clothing lines to help fund productions and other projects. I need to work out promotion strategies and work that into the price, and probably do the same for my software lines. Most of the time I spend on product development, however that can't go on and I need to start promoting.
Posted at 10/03/2018 17:58:27 EST 0 comments

Ventures, Kevin Bloody Wilson, music, Facebook

I had additional ideas regarding dating sites, I might move that project up. However the first priority is working on films productions and I am now working with a friend to sell his products. These two things are the priority for the next two months, along with regular programming/manual creation.

Tuesday two weeks ago, fucking busy day. Had a dentist appointment, turns out they sent the wrong mouth guards. They kept falling out. I got the harder ones today. Then I spent a few hours dealing with my new wheelchair. Fuck knows how long that is going to then. Lastly, went to Kevin Bloody Wilson, my brother liked it much more. I liked one of his Christmas songs, but overall not my style of humour.

I think that I will need to postpone my music projects a few months more, up to six, however maybe I can work on DJ software before that, maybe parody songs while I'm away in Auckland etc if I have time. Yes, these are not my only music projects. I do a lot of stuff! Maybe I will just do the other music stuff at random times.

I am human and I type slowly. I am not writing and selling books on facebook. (my Facebook posts are not going in a book is my point, I sell books and you should buy them) Y'all will get the spelling and grammar that I can be bothered to produce, same with blogs. It's not my problem if people get hung up on stupid shit rather than focus on the substance of the posts. If I'm unclear just say that you don't understand. People who waste my time with stupid shit will get unfriended or blocked. I never used to do this but my tolerance for idiots on facebook screaming CHEMTRIALS, 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, AND YOU ARE NOT USING THE PROPER CAPITALIZTION has gone way down. Fuck off! Capitalization people really fuck me off FOCUS ON THE FUCKING SUBSTANCE ON WHAT I AM SAYING also my accessibility software is shitty, sometimes when I use upper case it doesn't work and will put them in random places. I am typing on facebook not writing a fucking book. I type slowly and don't like Facebook anyway. I am busy. This is not to a particular person; I just read a post this morning saying FUCK PEOPLE WHO BITCH ABOUT LANGUAGE. I agree, if you can't focus on substance that's not my problem. No need to bitch about the repetition of this paragraph, I am aware of that but have to work rather than spend more time on this.
Posted at 24/02/2018 17:17:46 EST 0 comments

Birthday, profile picture

It's Friday. I am at a birthday, I am blogging. Had two Sambuccas. I figure that I will have fuck all time to blog this weekend. There's a fucking fly hanging around me. Fuck off. Rest assured I am enaging engaging in conversation. So much so much I only wrote this.

Did nothing else since I blogged last.

Apparently the waiter was hot, I thought that the blond one was hotter but he was not our main waiter.

Apparently people can't stand Sambucca, I love the stuff.

I forgot to actually give my present to the person. In my defense I didn't buy it, because buying presents for people is a thing nice, considerate people do. Doesn't sound like me. I should have at least given the presents people buy on behalf of me. Fuck sakes. Lucky my brother is actually a nice guy and dropped it off.

This is posted early because I planned to work today due to a day of interruptions Tuesday but also had insomnia the past two nights. Fucking bastard.

I am back with the "mean" profile picture on Facebook. If I put up something remotely hot people in India constantly contact me wanting to hook up because Thane is a city in India and apparently people don't bother reading or disbelieve my actual location. If I put up a wheelchair I'm constantly bothered by people with disabilities wanting to chat. I type slowly and really am not a people person. I also am fucking busy and don't want to be bothered by random people online unless it's business related. Back to mean face.
Posted at 10/02/2018 16:41:43 EST 0 comments

New wheelchair, Alanis Morrisette

Wednesday I had people over to fine tune my new stand up wheelchair, it needs more fine tuning. Worked the Saturday before and took the day off. Also redeemed a few public holidays.

Saturday I went to the middle of nowhere to see Alanis Morrisette. Maybe I will just stick to big cities. Local comedians love small towns, I hate them. Travelling is only fun if you can hookup! Tempting to go on a walk way bridge, but my chair would probably collapse it, so fuck that. Have to go to Dunedun later this year, fuck small towns! Not such a problem with this trip. Morrisette will be worth it.

Sunday I travelled to another middle of nowhere for the concert. It was worth it. I was at the front. Some mad bitch wanted me to go in the middle of the front but I deemed that too much hassle, she asked about five times. Mad bitch. Could have done without the vomiting there, sunburn and insomia. Good concert otherwise.

Monday I will just say fuck hotel internet! I was going to get a Vodafone stick this trip. I didn't get around to it. Couldn't load pages out in the middle of nowhere. Travelled to an apartment in Auckland, the internet is again not fucking working, fuck this shit. Pre pay is fucking expensive but I have no fucking internet. Fuckidy fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Tuesday I am going home and posting this.
Well I had ten minutes of working internet at the second hotel. Fucking useless! I wrote about six blogs though.

Suddenly interested in starting a dating site for young hot guys (and older guys that want to date/hookup with them, like me!) but due to my project load it could be four months before I can start working on it. Better get more disability and music projects launched first. I will probably work on some backend parts before then as I can sell the software. I also have developed model agency software but I don't know how I can operate an agency myself, worse case I can just sell the software; so far I have developed it all in my spare time. I do projects in fields that I am passionate about. I also am working on automating stuff. Main passions are music, screen writing and hot guys. Disability technology and ecommerce too. Still don't have staff yet. I will consider getting some in a few months. May as well try as automate as much as possible before hiring.
Posted at 29/01/2018 22:37:38 EST 0 comments

Comedy, sitcoms, music

I tried to do comedy this week, but couldn't get a spot. Oh well. I am probably not performing in the near future. I should write more screenplays and play with my music production software if I am doing anything in the arts. This will be the goal for the next three months. I new have acquired two industry level cameras. I should actually work out how to film some productions, by that I mean actual planning to film.

I suddenly have the urge to crowd fund an over the top, crazy sitcom, but obviously low budget. I don't know, maybe this could be a future goal. I could fill it with some really fucked up characters and the whole thing will be chaos. This is a good idea.

I could go through a network (well no, but hypothetically) but maybe crowd funding comedy makes sense. I heard a theory that sitcoms aren't funny nowadays due to political correctness. I am not sure how true this is, but I have watched some sitcoms recently, they seem like dramas. Although I laughed very hard at a Will And Grace scene recently. I am friends with a very big TV enthusiast and she always says sitcoms aren't funny anymore. So, what the fuck happened? They once were. I loved Becker, Titus, Will And Grace. Very happy the last one is revived. How did we get from those to today's unfunny shows? Was it political correctness? The absence of a laugh track? Though Arrested Development was good, and it didn't have one. Being a performer I know how infectious laughter can be. It's possible people would laugh more with a laugh track. Which direction I'll go with this, I don't know. Asking Facebook, though in the past it has proven to be fuck all help to things that actually matter to me. I had two problems watching a few series of Cougar Town. First again, not that funny, more like a drama. Second the absence of young hot guys, there was only one in the main cast and not even guests, at least in later seasons. Fucking pathetic for something called Cougar Town. May as well be called Middle Aged People Hang Out, Town. Though less catchy!

Maybe I should just work on a pilot episode in between other artistic projects.

OK spoke to the TV enthusiast. She said it's probably more to do with must having likable characters instead of having sitcoms focus on comedy. There's probably something to this; why wouldn't you have a sitcom focus on comedy? That seems stupid for starters. We don't need to overblow the likeable characters and story telling. That's what dramedies are for. Sure you need these things to an extent, but situation comedies should focus on comedy, fucking duh???

Anyway since most sitcoms are cancelled after two years, maybe again I should just crowd fund a sitcom, some sketches, or both and not bother with the networks.

About political correctness, sure I complain about it but people are also quick to blame it on everything in society. Sometimes it's not the "feminist nazis" that is are problem, you're just not that funny. I am sick of comedians like Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfield whining about political correctness and college campuses. A good comedian should say fuck it I'm doing what I want anyway. I think comedians; both local and in the US are not aware of the power of the internet. You don't necessarily need TV. The internet alone can be a very powerful promotional tool. I am now mixing vents. The locals should accept my offers to develop online promotion tools. Back to Bill Maher, he did lose his show once. However political correctness is not something you can magically change, so your best solution is to find ways around it rather than constantly bitch about it.

This is posted Monday due to insomnia, had it most nights last week but hopefully I've solved my pain problem. Having it Saturday night was a different origin, night out, had to work computer, trying not to throw up. I didn't! Also had regular pains, but that is happening much less since I am putting my leg in different positions, again hopefully it is solved. Went to a party, they got me to do music. If I had known I would have finished my DJ software so I didn't have to suddenly change songs. Couldn't find half of the songs on the computer! My DJ friend hates requests, although dealing with drunk people is funny. One took three minutes to think of a song going ummmmmmm... almost have it... ummmmmmm the entire time, sorry but that was fucking hilarious, I didn't have her song, or the majority of songs requested. Perhaps what my friend says, "if you want requests you should get a juke box not a DJ" has some validity. Although maybe a solution is getting my DJ automation software going. Though I like DJing. Clearly I need to get more songs or a streaming service if integrating requests.
Posted at 14/01/2018 20:54:07 EST 0 comments


I would say happy new year but that would mean wishing people joy and happiness.

This has turned into a I'll post whenever the fuck I get around to it blog. I'll try to do every two weeks on average.

I'm in hibernation mode. Did go out for new years. Went to 3 bars. Enjoyed the last but then they changed the music. Think I enjoyed listening to Pulzar FM more in the van coming home. Someone said Jesus loves me, well if that were true I'd be much richer and get loads more sex. Lately I'm getting annoyed when people randomly throw religion at me. I know I shouldn't but can't help it. Also if Jesus loves everyone he's obviously not very selective. I am very selective, I only love myself... Also my family, and a few other people.
Take public holidays off or acquire them for when I need them.
Launch my music site.
Learn more music production.
Work on starting a film production company.
create documentation for about eight projects. Oh fuck! I am currently programming a tool to semi automate this work.
Launch Windows software, as well as web based stuff.
Launch an accessible places directory.
I was going to run an open mic night but I am probably too busy, we'll see. This is probably the only way I'll do more gigs unless I'm hired or have an overseas trip. I am improving my software capabilities in regards to live subtitles and laugher analysts. Maybe I'll do some gigs to test.
Get employees and work on marketing automation.
Set time goals for some of these.
Probably go on an international trip.
Buy some crypto currencies. Also finish software for financial trading.
Upgrade computers
Start mobile development
Buy at least one new phone
Do other work/stuff I'm interested in.

Quite the list! This year I need to be focused on creating documentation, launching stuff and hiring employees rather than constantly adding new features to stuff I never get around to promoting. I need to limit my time on new features and get things market ready.

I wish guys would stop coming on to me online! Had to reject 3 people in two months! I prefer to find my own! I must do more of that this year. No interest in a relationship though.
Posted at 01/01/2018 20:49:39 EST 0 comments

Sia 2017, comedy

Monday I am going to Auckland, made up about 2.5 days of before and will probably work Saturday. I am back to working full days but insomia came back, don't know if it's related. Will see. Apparently some people work less nowadays, though generally I like my job.

Using time away to do some research.

Tuesday I went to a Sia concert. Support acts were good, apart from the second one mentioning Auckland every five minutes; does she think we forget where we are? Her music was good though. Sia's act was having music videos acted out which was amusing and weird. Had my favourite mini donuts but sat on one pack. Never leave things on my seat. Oh I absolutely hated the wheelchair platform, too far away from the Stage. If I buy a general admission ticket I should be allowed in the general admission section. Fucking stupid namby pamby policies. I wonder if I should complain to the culture arts and minister, who is also the prime minister, don't see why not!

Thursday I went home. Friday i am seeing a friend. Sunday a BBQ.

People were complaining about Sia because she just sang. Fuck them. I was frequently laughing at the dancers. Maybe you should fucking research shows before you buy tickets if you're pissy about things. Complaining that a singer just sang is like complaining that I am a super bitch. Not everyone can be Pink! The only show I really hated was the Vengaboys but even then I really enjoyed the support acts. I do sometimes go to shows without knowing what to expect, but concerts are a good excuse to travel; I am easy going.

I am thinking about my own comedy night series. Just because I have project ADHD, and to support the comedy community. Apparently people think I don't. Total bullshit! I keep telling people I am a nerd. If they wanted help with technology all they need to do is ask. In fact I have made countless offers. I think that people expect me to be something I'm not. I also don't think that the local scene harnesses technology to its potential. They're working on old models, mostly. The world is changing, it's worthwhile to try and change with it. Not saying do away with offline shows. However digitally selling sets/membership sites and newsletters/apps could be very good for revenue and promotion. I am doing work in this area already. People say that I should optimize my sets; what better way than to run my own gigs. There will some revenue and work going around, including for others. I don't recall being hired in NZ this year, but that's fine as I have been busy developing technology and was hired in Brisbane! I'll look into my own gigs and build up technology and assets (like amps) at the same time. Comics need stage time so I'm helping the community too. If I get too busy to perform I'll still run the gigs, they'll again be useful to develop technology. What did I tell you? I am a massive nerd! People should fucking appreciate nerds more! I'm in search for a willing wheelchair accessible venue. I'm finally getting my own commercial voice but that's a subject for next time.
Posted at 09/12/2017 18:55:15 EST 0 comments

Concert, DJ

Yes, this is a week late. deal with it. Was too busy last week and swapped my Sunday to Friday for a DJ gig Saturday. Lots of work to prepare. Unfortunately I couldn't do it with my own software as intended. Will take a look at the DJ software I developed next month. I tend to break from projects when things don't go well, had lots of breaks from eye tracking! Project load hasn't decreased but now I can focus on projects. I also committed myself to producing a radio show, but what's one more thing to do?

Three Fridays ago I went to a concert. Went for Jason Derulo but also enjoyed Jonas Blue. Other acts were crap. In segregated seating, a friend beside me also seemed to hate the seats due to the lack of interaction with the stage. No shit, I prefer to be in general admission. You can see fuck all. Fuck all the fucking people who insist on having us back. My advice; just buy general admission. Venues can be talked into letting you on the floor from experience. You may have to settle for the side but it's still better than segregated seating.

Two Saturdays ago I went to my sister's wedding. I forgot that I was a crippled vampire that doesn't function in sunlight; eye tracking wasn't going to work outside and barely worked indoors. If I wasn't DJing the wedding I'm sure anti social and workahollic me would have spent the entire time blogging; I quite liked DJing. Would have liked it better if my eye tracker wasn't a piece of shit. Next year I hope to finish my own DJ software. Not for any professional goals. I tend to build stuff just for something to do. Some stuff I build as spare time projects I'll eventually turn into products though. I could probably combine my DJ software with my DJ automation system; best of both worlds.

Nothing else to say, so, bye!
Posted at 18/11/2017 20:11:33 EST 0 comments

Concerts, Project ADHD, Mad Computer Scientist

Sunday I went to Auckland for a concert. Enjoyed Kelis and Ne-Yo. Saw a bit of Sean Paul, had to leave early because I had something else to do. There was only one really crap act who seemed to be getting off on telling the crowd what to do. I generally don't like acts doing this. "Put your hands up in the air" If I wanted to pay for someone to tell me what to do I'd hire a BDSM hooker. Yes I get it's concert culture blah blah blah, clearly not my thing. If I am paying you should be my puppet.

Monday I went home, short but good trip.

I think my project ADHD has hit crisis point. I want to do too many things. Just this week I resumed eye tracking development and researched how to build a SMS application. I have been talking about launching a music site for about a year, never get around to it. It's also tempting to presue similar faces technology and super resolution technology for video. Before that I am developing laughter analysis software to score jokes. I have a whole other line of entertainment software that I want to launch, same with ecommerce and building navigation software. I MAY have figured out the problem with my pitch shifting code so I can do singing synthesis/auto tune text to speech voices. I need people to sell! I occasionally inquire but it leads to nowhere. I'll try again in a few weeks.

I also want to do screenplays and music production, I'll try and spend a few hours a week after a wedding I'm DJing, need to spend my arts time on that, before that it was Brisbane. The reason I'm developing a SMS application is so I can use phones overseas.

There's a bunch of stuff I haven't mentioned. Perhaps I do too much. If I could monetize the building navigation and ecommerce products that would be a start. Some projects are small so although it feels like a crisis and overwhelming it may get better after a month or two.

I decided that I like the term Mad Computer Scientist. People are free to call me that. This is a play on the term Mad Scientists, a common thing in pop culture. If you're sensitive to mental health issues, I am also quick to anger so it works for that too.
Posted at 28/10/2017 21:11:16 EDT 0 comments

Brisbane 2017


Tuesday I performed my final test before Brisbane. Had to delete some stuff, otherwise it went OK.

It has been suggested that I do more crowd funding to travel. I am not really comfortable taking people's money but I am not going to rule this out entirely. I want to proceed with screen productions and music, but traveling with comedy is also appealing. Some people have said that I should tighten my script. I think that I am already hillarious but also think that trying to optimize is a good idea if traveling internationally. I will try to do more experimenting at paying gigs. Some artists frown on this but also frown on not tightening. I will do things my way. As long as I stay hillarious to the audience that is really all that matters. Should I want to travel internationally I will try and pick up more local gigs.

Productions are the first priority. For years and years I have fantesized about hot guys, but also doing productions like sitcoms and legal shows. It's time for me to presue my dreams. Funding is an issue but I can start small, take things from there.

Thursday I went to Brisbane. I can do lots of blogging here. Fuck it's hot on the plane. Slept for two hours last night. Fucking insomia. My fault for working late.

Friday and Saturday I performed and also experienced some shows during those days. It went well. First time was the larger crowd. A man said he liked my comedy because it tells a story of what his mother must go through. Had some straight Vodkas, only about three. More international trips are appealing, funding is a problem. This one was fully funded. Thanks Access Arts Queensland!

Would it be narsissistic of me to view my comedy as a public service? I am narsissistic, so that's OK.

Sunday I went home. Didn't do about as much blogging as I would have like but as Tony Abbot says shit happens! Shit happened with my phone, couldn't get a SIM card, that was an utter bastard, must buy a new phone before my next trip overseas. Basically my phone is a dinosaur and some countries don't support 2G but the accessibility software for it closed down and I am not sure if the accessibility software will work because its serial number is tied to the model. Fuck that, that is a stupid fucking system. Fuck software developers that discontinue their software too. Maybe I can make my own software or find something else. Not being able to text locals is truly disabling. Otherwise good festival. Trying a margarita on flight home taste appears to linger. Good temporary effect.
Posted at 15/10/2017 01:34:59 EDT 0 comments

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