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POD, Business

 
Since I last blogged I went to P.O.D. and was fucked off that I found out about Simple Plan days before the gig and couldn't plan to go. How was P.O.D.? Music, good, venue staff, good, accessibility, shit, absolute shit. It had stairs and I couldn't go upstairs so sat on an arm chair at the back. What a fucking liberty as nan says, not my nan, a character off Caterine Tate. We were told it was accessible, Emailed the ticketing place who said that it was accessible, didn't hear back. What a fucking liberty. If I had known that I would have gone to Auckland instead of Wellington.

Nothing else to report as far as gigs etc.

In my work I have completed two 1890+ word product descriptions, working on the third. Apparently people like three sentence paragraphs and headlines. Obviously I'm not doing that here, if you can't be fucked reading long paragraphs that's entirely your problem and feel free to fuck off. I am even doing some article writing in spare time projects but most of it is programming. Half my work time is still programming. I am also working on making my sites compatible with mobile screens.

That's all for now.

Actually can I say how much I hate responsive site coding and backwards compatibility? Of course I can, it's my blog. There are no good solutions. I try to make my code as backwards compatible as possible unlike many piece of shit designers. They don't consider people with disabilities that are forced to use old technologies. Fuck them a thousand times. I am probably behaving this way because I collectively spent about a day on a problem and still not sure if the solution works in older browsers but it appears the best I can do. Or I am just an angry bastard, or insomnia, probably a combination. My main blogs aren't completely converted to a responsive design yet. Hopefully next month.
 
Posted at 05/05/2018 22:17:27 EDT 0 comments
 

Me, blogging, Wellington

 
If you think you know me, you probably don't. Most people assume that they know me because of my few year career as a comedian and these blogs. They only reveal so much. People make assumptions about what they think you are, it's all projection. Sometimes this has positive and negative consequences. Very few people know the real me if anyone at all, one is kind of close (and some people would probably mistakenly think it's them) but the rest of the people reading this probably only know me to a certain degree. I do like being honest but most people don't take an interest, though I also don't like talking to people online. People get their own ideas about who they think you are and go based on that. Even people in the right wing love the fact I'm politically incorrect etc.

One thing you probably don't know is that I used to be very good at getting my websites at the top of Google. Dominating rankings was as easy as buy keyword dot com. For my main business for eight years; I held the top spot. Since then I swapped the business for another business, was probably a mistake. I keep telling people I am a nerd and I like being a businessman so getting my sites on top of Google is important to me.

Things have changed, to be on top of Google you need about 1800 words, though probably less for less competitive terms. My point is maybe it's best for me to reduce my personal blogging in order to do this. Maybe this means just monthly blogs. I'll try to keep my weekly news blogs but I am getting fucking sick of the news recently. It's all what a fucking idiot Orange Buffoon is. At this point if he set off a nuclear bomb well that would least be different than people getting outraged that he is a racist asshole, or his tweets, or his tweets that prove he's a racist asshole. You probably seen I tend to brush off these types of stories, I am sick of this shit. It would also be ideal to pay a person to write articles for the business side but for now I am stuck with myself.

So perhaps this blog is going monthly.

Saturday I am in Wellington, I try not to publicly announce when I am going away these days. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean people are not trying to fuck you. No offense to people who like being fucked. And this is the reason I don't like advertising my accomlishments or connecting businesses to my name. I like saying crazy things and feel I can accomplish more from people behind the scenes. Plus there are advantages to people underestimating you, you can surprise them. It is also a good way to remind yourself that you're not a total narcissist and don't need to take credit for things.

Fuck taxis that come 1 and a half hours after you ordered them. I was looking forward to my home computer. It's Sunday. Fuck Christchurch taxi companies, they fucking suck. WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY!
 
Posted at 08/04/2018 02:44:12 EDT 0 comments
 

Limp Biskit, Music, Dating sites

 
Monday I went to Limp Biskit. Had insomnia so really wasn't planning to go up the front. However I saw it wasn't crowded at break so probably against my better judgment I thought that I would. You kind of have to dance when you go up the front otherwise people will probably annoy you to get you to dance. Anyway met this girl, she got me further up the front. Limp Bisit even walked by me and gave me a "hell yeah". So that was my second favourite concert experience, even beating the one in LA. I also got a set list, a pick and a pair of drum sticks. Oh and a hat, not entirely sure that it is ethical to keep gifts from drunk people. I don't know for sure he was drunk. So now I have a hat.

I am finally working on my music site again, wait didn't I say a post or two ago that I have no time for music projects? I say a lot of things. I have been wanting to launch a music site for two years. If I don't do it now I'll probably never do it. I'll do it simultaneously with developing marketing automation tools in spare time. I am still progressing the production company but decided that it was a bit pointless working on screenplays if I don't have the capital to produce them. Using that time to launch stores instead. One is already up. I need to get better at marketing, that's why developing marketing automation tools is a key focus. Quiz sites could be something I do, was thinking last night I could combine them with my music site and create post event surveys, I know they're not quizes but very similar.

I was approached by a dating site to partner with a few weeks ago but later found out that they probably use chat bots. In other words they're scamming people by getting fake profiles to talk to them. Yeah, that is not the type of site that I wanted to run. Glad that I declined. Probably will do a site or two using my own software after one or two marketing automation tools are running. Also glad I'm happily single since half the sites are probably scams. Did join a specialized dating site a few years ago (not disability related) I didn't pay anything because I am a cheap bastard, glad I didn't now.
 
Posted at 24/03/2018 21:22:06 EDT 0 comments
 

Bruno Mars, Jimmy Barnes, James Blunt, business

 
Monday I went to Auckland, fucking accommodation was cancelled. They also didn't say it was cancelled until about four hours after we rang the booking company. They said they were sending a key. What the fuck? They should have told us it was cancelled when we first rang, or the second/third/forth time we rang. The hotel that we were staying at had a cancellation at about 10, had to pay extra for that room. Even a surcharge. What bastards actually. They could have waived the surcharge out of common decency.

Tuesday the booking company relocated us to the top floor at Barclays Suites. Nice! Good view. Then we went to Bruno Mars, some songs were good. The bangs can fuck off.

Thursday we went home.

Saturday I saw Jimmy Banes. Didn't really want to go after four days in Auckland and not being able to do programming but he was great. Most songs sounded the same though. Also enjoyed The Feelers. Didn't enjoy an annoying person putting my hands up. If dancing like that was natural for me I would already be doing that. Do people think I'm a puppet? Fuck off!

Thursday the next week I saw James Blunt. Don't really like his music so I wasn't sure if I could be bothered going. However I decided to buy a ticket Wednesday and go. Turns out, pretty good music. His most famous song is kind of crap but most of his other songs I was impressed with. I was amused that someone asked another person in a wheelchair if she liked James Blunt. I thought what a fucking stupid question to ask someone at a concert. I know that I said that I was not a fan of him before the concert, but I am the exception to the rule. Also I was glad that I went. Looking forward to Limp Bisit on the 19th.

Business wise I'm finishing up documentation for software products then maybe I will work on sales pages. On the creative business side I'm spending just one more half day on screenplays next week then I'm going to launch three separate clothing lines to help fund productions and other projects. I need to work out promotion strategies and work that into the price, and probably do the same for my software lines. Most of the time I spend on product development, however that can't go on and I need to start promoting.
 
Posted at 10/03/2018 17:58:27 EST 0 comments
 

Ventures, Kevin Bloody Wilson, music, Facebook

 
I had additional ideas regarding dating sites, I might move that project up. However the first priority is working on films productions and I am now working with a friend to sell his products. These two things are the priority for the next two months, along with regular programming/manual creation.

Tuesday two weeks ago, fucking busy day. Had a dentist appointment, turns out they sent the wrong mouth guards. They kept falling out. I got the harder ones today. Then I spent a few hours dealing with my new wheelchair. Fuck knows how long that is going to then. Lastly, went to Kevin Bloody Wilson, my brother liked it much more. I liked one of his Christmas songs, but overall not my style of humour.

I think that I will need to postpone my music projects a few months more, up to six, however maybe I can work on DJ software before that, maybe parody songs while I'm away in Auckland etc if I have time. Yes, these are not my only music projects. I do a lot of stuff! Maybe I will just do the other music stuff at random times.

I am human and I type slowly. I am not writing and selling books on facebook. (my Facebook posts are not going in a book is my point, I sell books and you should buy them) Y'all will get the spelling and grammar that I can be bothered to produce, same with blogs. It's not my problem if people get hung up on stupid shit rather than focus on the substance of the posts. If I'm unclear just say that you don't understand. People who waste my time with stupid shit will get unfriended or blocked. I never used to do this but my tolerance for idiots on facebook screaming CHEMTRIALS, 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, AND YOU ARE NOT USING THE PROPER CAPITALIZTION has gone way down. Fuck off! Capitalization people really fuck me off FOCUS ON THE FUCKING SUBSTANCE ON WHAT I AM SAYING also my accessibility software is shitty, sometimes when I use upper case it doesn't work and will put them in random places. I am typing on facebook not writing a fucking book. I type slowly and don't like Facebook anyway. I am busy. This is not to a particular person; I just read a post this morning saying FUCK PEOPLE WHO BITCH ABOUT LANGUAGE. I agree, if you can't focus on substance that's not my problem. No need to bitch about the repetition of this paragraph, I am aware of that but have to work rather than spend more time on this.
 
Posted at 24/02/2018 17:17:46 EST 0 comments
 

Birthday, profile picture

 
It's Friday. I am at a birthday, I am blogging. Had two Sambuccas. I figure that I will have fuck all time to blog this weekend. There's a fucking fly hanging around me. Fuck off. Rest assured I am enaging engaging in conversation. So much so much I only wrote this.

Did nothing else since I blogged last.

Apparently the waiter was hot, I thought that the blond one was hotter but he was not our main waiter.

Apparently people can't stand Sambucca, I love the stuff.

I forgot to actually give my present to the person. In my defense I didn't buy it, because buying presents for people is a thing nice, considerate people do. Doesn't sound like me. I should have at least given the presents people buy on behalf of me. Fuck sakes. Lucky my brother is actually a nice guy and dropped it off.

This is posted early because I planned to work today due to a day of interruptions Tuesday but also had insomnia the past two nights. Fucking bastard.

I am back with the "mean" profile picture on Facebook. If I put up something remotely hot people in India constantly contact me wanting to hook up because Thane is a city in India and apparently people don't bother reading or disbelieve my actual location. If I put up a wheelchair I'm constantly bothered by people with disabilities wanting to chat. I type slowly and really am not a people person. I also am fucking busy and don't want to be bothered by random people online unless it's business related. Back to mean face.
 
Posted at 10/02/2018 16:41:43 EST 0 comments
 

New wheelchair, Alanis Morrisette

 
Wednesday I had people over to fine tune my new stand up wheelchair, it needs more fine tuning. Worked the Saturday before and took the day off. Also redeemed a few public holidays.

Saturday I went to the middle of nowhere to see Alanis Morrisette. Maybe I will just stick to big cities. Local comedians love small towns, I hate them. Travelling is only fun if you can hookup! Tempting to go on a walk way bridge, but my chair would probably collapse it, so fuck that. Have to go to Dunedun later this year, fuck small towns! Not such a problem with this trip. Morrisette will be worth it.

Sunday I travelled to another middle of nowhere for the concert. It was worth it. I was at the front. Some mad bitch wanted me to go in the middle of the front but I deemed that too much hassle, she asked about five times. Mad bitch. Could have done without the vomiting there, sunburn and insomia. Good concert otherwise.

Monday I will just say fuck hotel internet! I was going to get a Vodafone stick this trip. I didn't get around to it. Couldn't load pages out in the middle of nowhere. Travelled to an apartment in Auckland, the internet is again not fucking working, fuck this shit. Pre pay is fucking expensive but I have no fucking internet. Fuckidy fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Tuesday I am going home and posting this.
Well I had ten minutes of working internet at the second hotel. Fucking useless! I wrote about six blogs though.

Suddenly interested in starting a dating site for young hot guys (and older guys that want to date/hookup with them, like me!) but due to my project load it could be four months before I can start working on it. Better get more disability and music projects launched first. I will probably work on some backend parts before then as I can sell the software. I also have developed model agency software but I don't know how I can operate an agency myself, worse case I can just sell the software; so far I have developed it all in my spare time. I do projects in fields that I am passionate about. I also am working on automating stuff. Main passions are music, screen writing and hot guys. Disability technology and ecommerce too. Still don't have staff yet. I will consider getting some in a few months. May as well try as automate as much as possible before hiring.
 
Posted at 29/01/2018 22:37:38 EST 0 comments
 

Comedy, sitcoms, music

 
I tried to do comedy this week, but couldn't get a spot. Oh well. I am probably not performing in the near future. I should write more screenplays and play with my music production software if I am doing anything in the arts. This will be the goal for the next three months. I new have acquired two industry level cameras. I should actually work out how to film some productions, by that I mean actual planning to film.

I suddenly have the urge to crowd fund an over the top, crazy sitcom, but obviously low budget. I don't know, maybe this could be a future goal. I could fill it with some really fucked up characters and the whole thing will be chaos. This is a good idea.

I could go through a network (well no, but hypothetically) but maybe crowd funding comedy makes sense. I heard a theory that sitcoms aren't funny nowadays due to political correctness. I am not sure how true this is, but I have watched some sitcoms recently, they seem like dramas. Although I laughed very hard at a Will And Grace scene recently. I am friends with a very big TV enthusiast and she always says sitcoms aren't funny anymore. So, what the fuck happened? They once were. I loved Becker, Titus, Will And Grace. Very happy the last one is revived. How did we get from those to today's unfunny shows? Was it political correctness? The absence of a laugh track? Though Arrested Development was good, and it didn't have one. Being a performer I know how infectious laughter can be. It's possible people would laugh more with a laugh track. Which direction I'll go with this, I don't know. Asking Facebook, though in the past it has proven to be fuck all help to things that actually matter to me. I had two problems watching a few series of Cougar Town. First again, not that funny, more like a drama. Second the absence of young hot guys, there was only one in the main cast and not even guests, at least in later seasons. Fucking pathetic for something called Cougar Town. May as well be called Middle Aged People Hang Out, Town. Though less catchy!

Maybe I should just work on a pilot episode in between other artistic projects.

OK spoke to the TV enthusiast. She said it's probably more to do with must having likable characters instead of having sitcoms focus on comedy. There's probably something to this; why wouldn't you have a sitcom focus on comedy? That seems stupid for starters. We don't need to overblow the likeable characters and story telling. That's what dramedies are for. Sure you need these things to an extent, but situation comedies should focus on comedy, fucking duh???

Anyway since most sitcoms are cancelled after two years, maybe again I should just crowd fund a sitcom, some sketches, or both and not bother with the networks.

About political correctness, sure I complain about it but people are also quick to blame it on everything in society. Sometimes it's not the "feminist nazis" that is are problem, you're just not that funny. I am sick of comedians like Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfield whining about political correctness and college campuses. A good comedian should say fuck it I'm doing what I want anyway. I think comedians; both local and in the US are not aware of the power of the internet. You don't necessarily need TV. The internet alone can be a very powerful promotional tool. I am now mixing vents. The locals should accept my offers to develop online promotion tools. Back to Bill Maher, he did lose his show once. However political correctness is not something you can magically change, so your best solution is to find ways around it rather than constantly bitch about it.

This is posted Monday due to insomnia, had it most nights last week but hopefully I've solved my pain problem. Having it Saturday night was a different origin, night out, had to work computer, trying not to throw up. I didn't! Also had regular pains, but that is happening much less since I am putting my leg in different positions, again hopefully it is solved. Went to a party, they got me to do music. If I had known I would have finished my DJ software so I didn't have to suddenly change songs. Couldn't find half of the songs on the computer! My DJ friend hates requests, although dealing with drunk people is funny. One took three minutes to think of a song going ummmmmmm... almost have it... ummmmmmm the entire time, sorry but that was fucking hilarious, I didn't have her song, or the majority of songs requested. Perhaps what my friend says, "if you want requests you should get a juke box not a DJ" has some validity. Although maybe a solution is getting my DJ automation software going. Though I like DJing. Clearly I need to get more songs or a streaming service if integrating requests.
 
Posted at 14/01/2018 20:54:07 EST 0 comments
 

2018

 
I would say happy new year but that would mean wishing people joy and happiness.

This has turned into a I'll post whenever the fuck I get around to it blog. I'll try to do every two weeks on average.

I'm in hibernation mode. Did go out for new years. Went to 3 bars. Enjoyed the last but then they changed the music. Think I enjoyed listening to Pulzar FM more in the van coming home. Someone said Jesus loves me, well if that were true I'd be much richer and get loads more sex. Lately I'm getting annoyed when people randomly throw religion at me. I know I shouldn't but can't help it. Also if Jesus loves everyone he's obviously not very selective. I am very selective, I only love myself... Also my family, and a few other people.
New years goals. THESE ARE NOT RESOLUTIONS!
Take public holidays off or acquire them for when I need them.
Launch my music site.
Learn more music production.
Work on starting a film production company.
create documentation for about eight projects. Oh fuck! I am currently programming a tool to semi automate this work.
Launch Windows software, as well as web based stuff.
Launch an accessible places directory.
I was going to run an open mic night but I am probably too busy, we'll see. This is probably the only way I'll do more gigs unless I'm hired or have an overseas trip. I am improving my software capabilities in regards to live subtitles and laugher analysts. Maybe I'll do some gigs to test.
Get employees and work on marketing automation.
Set time goals for some of these.
Probably go on an international trip.
Buy some crypto currencies. Also finish software for financial trading.
Upgrade computers
Start mobile development
Buy at least one new phone
Do other work/stuff I'm interested in.

Quite the list! This year I need to be focused on creating documentation, launching stuff and hiring employees rather than constantly adding new features to stuff I never get around to promoting. I need to limit my time on new features and get things market ready.

I wish guys would stop coming on to me online! Had to reject 3 people in two months! I prefer to find my own! I must do more of that this year. No interest in a relationship though.
 
Posted at 01/01/2018 20:49:39 EST 0 comments
 

Sia 2017, comedy

 
Monday I am going to Auckland, made up about 2.5 days of before and will probably work Saturday. I am back to working full days but insomia came back, don't know if it's related. Will see. Apparently some people work less nowadays, though generally I like my job.

Using time away to do some research.

Tuesday I went to a Sia concert. Support acts were good, apart from the second one mentioning Auckland every five minutes; does she think we forget where we are? Her music was good though. Sia's act was having music videos acted out which was amusing and weird. Had my favourite mini donuts but sat on one pack. Never leave things on my seat. Oh I absolutely hated the wheelchair platform, too far away from the Stage. If I buy a general admission ticket I should be allowed in the general admission section. Fucking stupid namby pamby policies. I wonder if I should complain to the culture arts and minister, who is also the prime minister, don't see why not!

Thursday I went home. Friday i am seeing a friend. Sunday a BBQ.

People were complaining about Sia because she just sang. Fuck them. I was frequently laughing at the dancers. Maybe you should fucking research shows before you buy tickets if you're pissy about things. Complaining that a singer just sang is like complaining that I am a super bitch. Not everyone can be Pink! The only show I really hated was the Vengaboys but even then I really enjoyed the support acts. I do sometimes go to shows without knowing what to expect, but concerts are a good excuse to travel; I am easy going.

I am thinking about my own comedy night series. Just because I have project ADHD, and to support the comedy community. Apparently people think I don't. Total bullshit! I keep telling people I am a nerd. If they wanted help with technology all they need to do is ask. In fact I have made countless offers. I think that people expect me to be something I'm not. I also don't think that the local scene harnesses technology to its potential. They're working on old models, mostly. The world is changing, it's worthwhile to try and change with it. Not saying do away with offline shows. However digitally selling sets/membership sites and newsletters/apps could be very good for revenue and promotion. I am doing work in this area already. People say that I should optimize my sets; what better way than to run my own gigs. There will some revenue and work going around, including for others. I don't recall being hired in NZ this year, but that's fine as I have been busy developing technology and was hired in Brisbane! I'll look into my own gigs and build up technology and assets (like amps) at the same time. Comics need stage time so I'm helping the community too. If I get too busy to perform I'll still run the gigs, they'll again be useful to develop technology. What did I tell you? I am a massive nerd! People should fucking appreciate nerds more! I'm in search for a willing wheelchair accessible venue. I'm finally getting my own commercial voice but that's a subject for next time.
 
Posted at 09/12/2017 18:55:15 EST 0 comments
 
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