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Merry fucking christmas 2011 |
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This will be posted on sunday if I am not too intoxicated. I am definitely too intoxicated now, yes I am.
Merry Christmas or happy holidays, or whatever you say, or nothing if you're not celebrating anything. If you just like hating on christmas for laughs, me too, so fuck christmas really is what I am trying to say.
It's Saturday night I am unsober again.
So my eye typing software is working again, it required a clean install of Windows which is a right cunt or dick depending if you a problem with the word cunt, you shouldn't as male reproductive organs have been used for decades. What am I saying, I am unsober. But at least I have it back. Now I can blog more and bitch at people faster.
I have no idea what to write apart from writing I have no idea what to write which isn't very impressive isn't it noooo. Ummmmmmm
So building my computer up again is going to be a pain but it's fucking good to be able to use my computer with my eye again.
Oh yeah had several big ass fucking earthquakes yesterday, I decided to use it as an excuse to get unsober because I am a role model.
I have no idea what I am doing, have you noticed?
It's Christmas and I am sober, must do something about that. Went to Matt and Janine's for breakfast, now back home ranting because I have nothing else to do. Well I could work but it's Christmas, good excuse not to work. I'll be offending Christians if I worked! Sure, let's use that as an excuse.
Next entry will probably be late because I am out of town on new years.
O Christmas tree O Christmas tree, my dog gave you the gift of pee.
Speaking of dogs, mine ate a fair bit of M&Ms when one of my M&M dispensers broke in the earthquake. It was on top of a DVD case which fell. Fucking earthquakes.
My Christmas gift to YOU is this entry. Which isn't much considering I was post it anyway. Well, merry fucking christmas. Why am I still sober? |
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Bus trip |
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Just popping in.
Hi how are you oh you can't answer. I missed typing when I am not sober
It's sober I mean it's Thursday. I like writing my thoughts as accurate as possible.
Was interrupted forgotten what I was going to write
Sunday now
The bus trip was awesome. Went to a few great clubs then some rather boring bars, but that was OK, I really didn't know what was going on by then. It is always a fun night when you don't know what the hell is going on. Pre drinks first. I got through one and a bit then had more at some clubs. I decided to stop myself as I was pretty close to my limit and it was barely 11, if I had continued at the same pace I would have thrown up, good thing to avoid. I was mysteriously led out of a pub for some reason. Apparently someone told security that I wanted to get out. Errrrr I really didn't communicate that to anybody so I really didn't know why I was being led out. I thought that someone wanted me outside. Then I dropped people off at another pub and slowly drunk at Cruz, was sooo drunk by then, I was thinking of going home but thought it would a shame to waste such intoxication levels. It was a good night, talked to a few woman, saw a few boobs, well actually just one, personally I perfer penises but whatever.
Why does my fucking stupid neighbour insist on mowing lawns and chopping wood on a Sunday morning? I get home at 5AM and it makes it fucking impossible to sleep. Inconsiderate bastard! |
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Night out and holidays |
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Well I still can't type with my eye. We got a spare camera and tried it on two computers but no luck surprisingly. I am waiting for an answer currently.
Sam brought flights to LA and wants to take me, for some reason, don't know why. Well yes I do, it's because I'm fucking sexy. OH YEAH! We've scheduled it to go to a Kelly Clarkson concert, we're going to do the theme park things. It's less than a month after we go to Sydney too. 2012 will be a great year. Also going to the Big Day Out in January.
Went to Cruz Saturday; tried a new drink, had my usual vodkas too, of course. Saw some friends. A random lady kept holding my hands and kept telling me to focus on her. Um that's unlikely unless she turned into a hot guy. Just saying! Is that rude? Good! I really don't like focusing on anything in that state; I'm a zoning out drunk, and I like it. Also I like thinking of random things in such states. I'm hideously anti social, unless it comes to friends.
I have got a bus trip next Saturday, I suppose I have to be social. I'm not actually going on the bus, will be following it in the van. I'd probably damage the bus in my drunken state. Will be good for a different type of night. Not going clubbing for a few weeks actually, will be back to it next year. |
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Should have eye typing back soon! |
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Another eye camera has arrived so I'll try that next week. Hopefully it will work and I can type with my eye again. Then I can blog more and start new sites etc. If it doesn't work then it must be the computer and I will have to downgrade the processor or something. Should be sorted next week. If I have to downgrade, that won't be a problem at all, I'll contact the technicians and it should be relatively easy. Hopefully it's the camera; I'll get it working tomorrow then. Fucking finally. Been about six weeks. I'll feel like I have my mojo back. Yeah baby! Excuse the Austin Powers reference. Always preferred Dr Evil anyway mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha
Friday I went to town with Hine, it was a great day! We went to Cashel Mall, the access needs work and they've been notified of the problems. I got stuck in gravel again, it happened last time when I was out with her. This time on the streets of Christchurch. My chair is obviously crap at handling gravel, Hine's chair had no problem with it. So, fuck my stupid chair.
Saturday I went to Club 22 and Cruz, a drink at Steven's first. There was plenty of spellers, I was surprised that I could understand them with the state I was in. Fucking fantastic night, always a good night when you're pissed. Good music too! Christchurch taxis sure beat the hell out of the ones in Auckland. You can't even order them on Saturdays in Auckland. It's fucking great here, although I remember going to the access commission and complaining about Christchurch taxis. I complain about a lot of things, it's a hobby.
Next month it will be next year then less than a year until THE WORLD WILL END!!! Just kidding. You would have to be shit fucking insane to believe that, a lot of people are shit fucking insane, well including me but at least I am highly intelligent too. I like tooting my own horn. TOOT TOOT. I'm horny! Errr that's another subject all together. I apologize, no I do not. |
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Many voters are morons |
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New Zealand is a very stupid country.
I was going to save this rant until I can type faster and I'll probably do another one.
Shocked by election result. I thought that the polls were wrong because I figured that New Zealanders can't be that stupid, but apparently they are.
Congratulations dipshits you've voted for a well established liar and a banker. I've personally seen him lie four times this week, at the very minimum. For fuck sakes he gagged the media with police force and is keeping details on a policy hidden. Yeah let's trust him. WHAT THE FUCK??? People are moronic idiots!
If you think that a banker will get us out of this when bankers crashed the global economy then there's something very very very very wrong with you.
Bankers look after the rich and fuck over the rest. What kind of shit for brains moron doesn't know this?
They have already taken away your rights and swindled billions to the rich. The trend will continue, their economic policies won't work so we'll be crippled economically. The result will be less rights for the people, lower wages, slower economic growth and more money to the rich. You've fucked yourselves New Zealand.
Democracy can be described as stupid fuckwits voting for fuckwits that fuck them.
I realize that this may offend a great portion of my readers and honestly I really don't care. Offending National supporters really doesn't concern me. Take comfort in the rest of the world is just as stupid as you. This is a fucking stupid planet. I wish I could find some aliens and leave, especially if the aliens looked like the guys from Roswell; Brendon Fahr mmmmm. Another factor is the mainstream media; excluding the previous four weeks they've spent more time on a fucking penguin and a psychic fucking octopus than actual critical analyst of government policy. Then there's a piss weak opposition. Fuck this result!
Gays who voted for National, uh why? National doesn't give a flying fuck about enhancing our rights. Forget about gay adoption, gay marriage. They simply don't care. They were pushing for a homophobic bigot; John Banks to be entered in parliament.
In conclusion I haven't forgiven New Zealand for the 2008 election. New Zealand remains a stupid country! It's not completely your fault, you're still stupid though!
On Wednesday I went to Eddie's birthday, I just drank. Enjoyable night.
Saturday night I had drinks then went to Cruz. I was going to go to a birthday but there was several mix ups, my fault. The pity brigade was out in force. Do me a favour; don't pity me unless you're giving money. If you're not giving money, fuck off! Life is fucking fantastic! I am intelligent and hot, people pay attention to my opinions, people like my humour. Things I say matter to people. Although I have fuck all people skills, I love who I am. This is a great time time in my life. Pitty yourself for being a simplistic fuckwit! |
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Auckland and an election rant |
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This is late and I'm not sure I can get this out by Tuesday as planned. It's Monday, still no eye camera. Frustrated as fuck. Funny that if I had a portable one my computer usage wouldn't be impacted but apparently I don't need it. Took it to Auckland, four weeks later my computer usage is still crippled. I'm fucked off!
Wednesday an OT came to sort out some problems etc, nothing I want to publicize, I'm just growing a third arm.
May need surgery.
No.
Went to Auckland Friday. Being wasted in an airport is an interesting experience! I expected to stay at a batch but that didn't happen. Eh I couldn't care that much. "As long as it's free it's all good with me". Went to visit Sam.
Saturday we went to Big Boys Toys with cars and trucks etc. Boring as fuck for a gay nerd. Personally when I cars all I wonder is what the carbon output is, and what an overpriced piece of shit it is. Yes I am a gay nerd, and proud! I also saw a friend, I was going to see the new Twilight movie but eh fuck Twilight, not important. Taylor Lautner appears to have one short shirtless scene, so fuck that. Then I went to Sam's and got intoxicated.
Sunday I went home.
Two ticks for Labour this Saturday. If you're voting National, sorry but I have no respect for you, you have shit for brains and are a fucking moron. OK this is a little harsh, I emphasize little. At best your highly ignorant, at worst you're a rich bastard who really doesn't give fuck about people. I have much more respect for the second. National's policies are stupid, I will describe them as intellectually bankrupt and furthermore sabotage. Asset sales alone will do long term damage and will drive power prices up. Despite keeping 51% the government will not have total control, that is a myth. Paying people less will not help the economy, the idea is ludicrous and exploitative. Then there's changes to ACC which was a fucking disaster last time we tried it, millions of dollars worth of subsidies to the rich and oh the constant stream of broken promises out of John Key. How anyone can believe anything out of that publicly clown's mouth is beyond me. They must be really fucking stupid. I make absolutely no apologies for anything I'm saying. I will personally blame every fucking National voter for the constant shit the country will be going through over the next three years. Grow a fucking brain and vote against this government! If you don't you are beyond fucked! |
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Quite a random night out. |
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Got intoxicated last night and going out drinking tonight. I am such a role model!
It's Saturday, again I wrote two articles today. Yes I just like writing so I can call people stupid. Insulting people is a shit lot of fun.
Sunday
It was a bit of a random and unexpected night, in a very good way. Was going to go to Club 22 but ended up going to a friend's. Then I went to Cruz where a girl repeatedly called me beautiful, so I learned nothing new there then. There was a few cute guys wearing far too many clothes. Drunken straight men spelling things out wasn't exactly what I signed up for. Tell me, is it rude not to look at my tray when I know EXACTLY what they are going to say, can still follow the letters out of the corner of my eye and will still respond? Is that rude? Yes I don't really care. People are told I can hear but still spell. Stupid fucking people! Oh well, I was too intoxicated to care. It was a good night.
In Auckland next weekend, probably won't be clubbing. Probably will take my laptop because my tablet keeps dying.
Still waiting for anyone to contact me about my computer access problems. Grrrrrrrr |
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Nothing constructive to say. |
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I thought I was going to be less crazy in public. That is not working out especially when I'm intoxicated and just facebook whatever comes to mind. I think I am fucking hilarious! Go me!
Intoxicated Thursday night, intoxicated tonight which is Saturday.
Do people enjoy my blog when I write sober or intoxicated? Seriously I'm asking!
I wrote two other blog posts over the past two days, go me! My eye typing issue is not resolved so I am typing slower so fuck that.
This maybe short because I am all blogged out but I hate short things.
That was inappropriate and fuck all that were offended.
I love writing intoxicated knowing people will read my crazy writings.
Did nothing that you want to know about this week. Going out next week, don't know where.
I rock, always remind yourself that you rock, except you probably suck!
Sunday now, I really don't have anything constructive to say sober. I have got to get better at writing throughout the week to spread it out. I'm rather shit at this. So anyway this is my incredibly boring week. I need more shit to do. Bye, fuck off. |
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Thank fuck the RWC is over. |
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It's Wednsday 26 October, couldn't post sooner because I am stuck in Auckland untill Thursday. I wanted to be a tight ass with my money and fly home via standby fares. However due to misinformation, that did not work out. I am also without a working computer because mine keeps dying. Stupid peice of fucking shit. Arrived Thursday, I have little memory of what happended before Saturday, possibly becasue of the alcohol. Sam is doing the typing.
I really don't remember instructing Sam to write a tight ass comment.
Thursday we went to the movies and saw Footloose. It sucked. Very boring and dull. Got to lay on bean bags though. That was different. Cute lead actor though, needed a shirtless scene definitely.
Friday we went to the rugby it was the bronze match. Pifft who cares. I got drunk. I really don't care about rugby. Almost threw up on the Tequila before. Some stupid person gave us crappy directions and had to walk half way around the fucking stadium.
Saturday we went to Micheal's place, then decided to drink etc at home.
Sunday we went to the 2 milion dollar tupper waka and the 20 milion dollar rugby ball. Money well spent, not. The movies inside them were good though. That night we went to Queens Wharf for the Kids Of 88 Concert. I never expected to watch the final, it was only bearable because I was fucked off my nut. Rugby players are idiots. Rugby is boring, I dont know how people watch that shit. One more thing; people who say "we did it" are idiots, they did fuck all in the grand scheme of things, at best they contributed via buying crap which is a pretty feeble contribution really. After Kids Of 88 we went clubbing first to Family but it was too crowded for Sam's liking so we went to DNA. Lucky I didn't take my electric with me otherwise we couuldn't have gotten a taxi home. Auckland wheelchair taxis fucking suck. Something must be done about it.
Monday we tried to get a plane home but couldn't. I have already told you this part. Oh well I had no desires to leave anyway.
Tuesday we went and saw Johnny English Reborn, it was funny but a bit predictable and repetitive. Better than the crap Sam usually drags me too.
Sunday now, got home Friday. Now my eye computer system is not working which impacts my ability to work, blog and write bitchy emails to Auckland councilors about their shitty city.
Oh the Wednesday before the trip we went for cocktails at some Pizza place. Sam had a coupon, 25% off!
Saturday I got wasted at home. YAY FOR BEING ANTI-SOCIAL!!
In conclusion: Fuck Rugby. Thank fuck the RWC is over. |
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Communication is not that easy when completely wasted. |
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intoxicated ramble because I am bored.
Been having back pains so a lady came today, she is will be offering solutions.
Going to Sydney March 1-5 with Sam. We got cheap flights. Yay for economizing!
it's Wednesday.
It's Wednesday, Wednesday, not giving a fuck on Wednesday
I should write songs, because I am a fucking genius.
Genius me.
I wonder if you could save your thoughts as porn in future with new advances in brain reading technology. Self driving cars are the enemy for taxi drivers. Good for me though. I wonder if you can drag race in them? Will they be available to people without a license? If not, that fucks.
It's Sunday, I don't know if I am still wasted. I might be tired or hungover, or a combination. So if I post this on a Sunday I deserve a fucking medal. I deserve a fucking medal anyway because I am fucking awesome! GIVE ME A FUCKING MEDAL!
Went to Occupy Christchurch yesterday, it was too small for my liking. Yes I am a size queen. Saw some Act supporters, they really didn't make much sense. My favourite line was "Rodger Douglas did wonders for this country" Ummmmmmm no he didn't, he fucked the people of this country. I only stayed for an hour because I was going out early and I had things to write.
Saturday night I went to Janine's birthday. That was an excellent night. Usually when I get in such a state I am usually dancing or on my computer. Using my communication tray was a great challenge. Not so much the pointing, I do that on autopilot, it's the remembering what words I've said! Doesn't help if you occasionally spell things wrong due to being wasted and the people you're talking to are almost as wasted as you. It must be hard for drunk people reading, I never fully appreciated that. I broke a piece off my wheelchair. Don't know how or when. |
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In summary: I like not being sober |
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Hello Hello Hello
I am intoxicated heavily please don't judge me like I give a fuck anyway hahaha.
I wonder how many people think I am crazy that I haven't personally met. I wonder if so many people think you're crazy is an an advantage or a disadvantage in life, for networking etc.
Did it Tuesday too, why not do it more I ask?
Life is for enjoying I say. You got to do things while you still can.
Thought that before Steve Jobs died all those inspirational quotes came out.
Happiness is always best achieved ASAP unless I can make fun of the alternative.
I say such inspiring things. I am exactly like Steve Jobs! Except for being alive
Should I stop writing random crap when intoxicated? NO!
It's a rather fun time on facebook. How nerdy do I sound?
Sober now: Apologies the above is shit but I really have nothing of any real substance to say this week. Life is fucking boring at the moment and I did fuck all coding this week. Hopefully next week will be better. I am close to finishing my several new products. That's good I guess. Good things coming up; a drunken birthday party and a trip to Auckland when I am going to spend a fair bit of time intoxicated. Fun times. |
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Moving, eventually |
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I am less intoxicated than I was three hours ago. That's bad, at least I am still some.
Back to long distance with Sam and fuck it the whole world may as well know I have no intention of staying in Christchurch longer than I have too. Not sure how long. No more than four years and probably much less. Regardless if we're still together. Or perhaps overseas. And to those patriotic about Christchurch, fuck you, you're cunts, patriotism is fucking stupid!
And let me be crystal clear; I am not moving because of Sam. This has been my plan for years. I simply don't like living in a small sleepy city, I've felt this way before the earthquake shit. Also to people and establishments that are offended, FUCK YOU! This has absolutely nothing to do with you and isn't my problem that you are taking offence to things that have nothing to do with you. Oh pull your fucking head in! I simply want to live in a bigger city and are not into the garden city or clean green New Zealand crap that people are delusional about. We're not clean and green you fuckwitts, haven't been for a long time.
If people punish me for having ambitions then they're fucked up!
YAY I DIDN'T DIE IN A TSUNAMI! Of course I never thought I would. Up your's prophecy women.
Thursday I went and saw Abduction but Taylor Lautner wasn't shirtless often enough so fuck that. It was one of the better movies though. I can't work out if anyone was abducted. Oh they wanted to abduct Taylor Lautner's character. mmmmm me too. Anyway... Thursday night I went Danice's. Had a great time. Thanks for having me and Sam Danice!
Friday I went to the casino and lost $40 but someone shouted me a $6.50 drink so technically I only lost $33.50 Fuck gambling. I had to go through the car park and kitchen because the main lift was fucked. That night I went to a variable show, I was far too sober, opps. That was not the plan. Had a good time apart from that. The host was hilarious. My favourite was dirty bingo.
SHITLICKER COCKSUCKER ARSEFUCKER
Genius game. |
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Goth dance party |
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Monday or Tuesday, I went to a movie, probably Tuesday. It was called The Change Up, mildly funny, definitely not noteworthy.
Wednesday I took Sam to a family dinner at an all you can eat place. People kept offering me food. I had Vodka too. My bottle was fulled up with lemonaide so I decided to have more Vodka when I got home. YAY FOR HOME SUPPLIES!
Saturday night I went to a goth dance party. (I think) Some people were dressed up as skeletons etc. Very interesting while off your face. It was BYO so that was fucking great because I am a cheap bastard. Fantastic music, different from the normal club music which is a welcomed change, it has been all remixes and pop since the earthquake destroyed half of the city. Dancing to something different was great. I think my dancing was on autopilot since I was so fucked. Also saw friends. Fantastic night! Got home at 5, up at 12. It was the start of daylight saving so I was really home at 4.
Next week I plan to work more, scripts are taking forever to write and frankly I am bored of doing the same thing, but I will continue.
I seem to be on a spending spree yet at the same time economizing, I am unique like that.
If I end up in a watery grave on Wednesday be aware that I hate you all. (OK not really but this line is funny LOL) Back story: There's a quack that is predicting an earthquake and tsunami on Wednesday. Apparently it's a prophecy and god speaks to her. Either she is an attention seeker or nuts. |
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Bush Bar closing night and Auckland |
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I have already written two blogs today so I really can't be fucked doing this.
Monday Mum lost her voice, it was a wonderful day! Dad called me a sadist, he knows me so well. Hey at least I didn't steal my grandparents lunch this week...
Saturday I went out with Hine and ended up having a vodka and coke. It was good to see her. I got stuck, twice! That night I went out with Sam to Bush Bar. Bush Bar is now closed so that sucks, it was a great place to party since the earthquake. I had already had a vodka before I went. I drank Vodka and Redbull pretty quickly in the van. You probably shouldn't do that! About fifteen minutes in a "little person" gave me some drink from a glass then poured the rest in my bottle. CHEERS! Is "little person" the PC term? Oh who cares! One of my friends likes calling himself a midget. Anyway, I got the usual people spelling things out to me. A guy thought he was teaching me to fist bump, I just played along for my own morbid amusement really. Then a girl felt guilty leaving me because nobody was with me. (Sam was getting a drink) Near the end of the night a guy left a Tequila shot on my tray, only my first reaction was to knock it off as I just assumed it was empty as people frequently use me as a drink stand. Luckily I didn't knock it off so got a free shot! Bed about 2. Felt zoned out 80% of the time. Good shit. It was a fantastic night!
Off to Auckland in October. Going to Party Central and a bronze final match, even though I hate and despise rugby. Especially now that it is literally fucking everywhere. I can't wait for this shit to be over, but then there's the election where the stupid New Zealand population will probably vote back in the sadist fuckwitt National Party, and people say I should be more positive, WHY??? Got sidetracked, the rugby was Sam's idea. Also we don't have to pay for accommodation so YAY! Oh and we each got $358 tickets for $100 so can't complain, oh who the fuck am I kidding? |
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A protest, movies, dinner and drinking |
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On Monday I went to an anti-government protest, just because I could really, and the government is full of complete fuckwitts. It was a beautiful day. We went home when we saw John Key's car coming out of the venue. I thought there were far too many police. They removed a kid from sitting on the grass on a private property. Jolly good to see tax money at work. They were only doing their job when it comes down to it. Still, the amount of cops was complete overkill. I GOT ON THE NEWS, for half a second, but it still counts!
Tuesday we saw Mr Popper's Penguins. Sam insisted we see it, I told him it looked awful, I was right. I found some parts unrealistic, like walking through the streets with penguins when they're illegal. This is definitely a movie where you need to switch your brain off to enjoy. Few funny parts but I was incredibly bored for some of it.
Wednesday we went out for dinner; to Sticks And Stones. I had lamb, no surprises there. I also had an Indian Summer. It was my turn to pay, luckily we had a 2 for 1 deal and first round of drinks free. That was fucking fantastic.
Friday we went and saw The Help, I enjoyed it. Sam thought that it was crap, but for a guy who insisted on Mr Popper's Penguins he's no film critic. Sorry Sam!
Saturday night we got pissed at home. I love getting pissed at home, soo cheap!
Please stop pressing my mouse button Sam. As with the wheelchair, CRIPPLES ONLY! |
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I'm changing but not really, for business reasons |
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Errrrrrr you should really avoid this post if you like Christchurch, you have been warned!
I'm trying to spew out my negativity in one post.
This week I have
Told people to shoot a penguin
Said that I am sick of hearing about the Christchurch earthquake
Said that I hate Christchurch and want to move
Time to quit the public outbursts. Of course I am not changing, I will just take my bitching privately. Problem solved! I mean on facebook, I'll always be an asshole on here. I can't possibly change this into a nice blog. How boring! It's impossible to reformat this. Maybe I'll move announcements to Raw Thane. (That's the new profile I've made.)
OK not that I don't care about the earthquake, hearing the word earthquake got boring and tiresome a few months ago. It's more of the subject of earthquake than the stories themselves. I of course care about what people are going through.
As for Christchurch, I hate Christchurch, always have, always will. Sorry! Actually I am not! I'm moving when my business takes off. Don't want to go to Auckland, further! Somewhere in the US, a big city! Even though I would probably hate anywhere I end up. Ugh as it was pointed I've felt like this for years so I'm rather surprised why anyone would be pissed.
I don't know how long I'll be here, I may as well try to get along with the people.
Apparently people don't like me because I am mean and shit. Well NEWS FLASH turning into a nice person wouldn't make all those ignorant people less ignorant and shallow and take the time to communicate with me. Maybe they'll be more willing, but I don't think so. If I scare people, good! I am not a big fan of people anyway. People suck! Though if I want to do business locally (NZ) I may not want to alienate people, though alienating people is fun, everyone should try it! So yes basically I am turning into a public fake for the sake of potential business connections.
I'll probably continue to pick on politicians and the media on my public profile.
I don't think that I would have a bunch of new friends if I started to be nice to people. Not that I want friends, most people are boring or idiots or both! As soon as they discover this blog they'll think I'm an asshole. As soon as they get to know the real me they'll think I'm an asshole. As soon as I inevitably say something offensive to them they'll think I'm an asshole. Guess what? I'M AN ASSHOLE! I like being an asshole, it gives me great joy. Maybe this reinvention is pointless.
Oh I've thought about this private profile thing for months; it's really the best way to handle my anger. I was fully aware how my attitude effects potential relationships, this is really not new information. I could change and become a better person, nah.
I know I go through this "I'm going to be publicly nice" stage every six months.
I am fucking fantastic
Got a stunningly cute boyfriend
Business is going great, have a clear plan.
Life is great.
SAM MADE PIZZA EVERYBODY!!! He noted that I did not mention that he made it last time, happy now Sam?
We went and saw Hannah, it took a while before I could follow the story, suppose that I should arrive earlier. I thought it was unrealistic because the lack of effective gun use. Good story though.
Apparently I should also mention, there is a really cool job going at spags. Get paid to listen to music while driving! Contact me for more details.
I should charge for blog advertising. You can also contact me on that! I'll advertise anything that I won't get prosecuted for. I would very much like to monetize being a complete fuckwitt! |
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Labour drinks and two movies |
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I think that someone deleted me from facebook because of something I said while intoxicated. Fuck people who unfriend without telling you why.
I am intoxicated lalala oh pizza time i hope
That was good, meat lovers!
Monday I dragged Sam along to a Labour supporter gathering with Grant Robertson,. Labour has some decent rainbow policies. I had a double Vodka and Apple juice. I just went there to have a drink really.
tuesday we went and saw Horrible Bosses which was decently funny, wasn't the best plot however.
Friday we saw Cowboys and Aliens. I went expecting it to be a bad movie, and it didn't disappoint in that regard. First half hour bored to death, even when the people were being attacked, pretty fucking boring. Some of the diolog was as predictable as a TV soap. Yeah I just went so I could rant about it, this is what life has come to... What I am wondering is how do they get big name actors to signup to this shit.
I should really start up more blogs but currently very busy creating products. Hope to create ten of them by October, actually half of them involves merging existing scripts with one of the new membership systems I am creating.
I might go for more holidays including Wellington and the Sydney Mardi Gras again although not for a fucking week this time. Really want to travel to the US, UK etc. Business has to to take off first. Although not keen on cancer causing body scanners.
Current songs I like
Britney Spears, I Wanna Go
Elin Lanto, Love Made Me Stupid
Simon Curtis, Diablo |
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Out for breakfast |
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We were going to go out for breakfast Monday but couldn't because of the fucking snow. So we went out for breakfast Friday at Sophie's Cafe, I had pancakes.
Fucking snow, you'd think people had never seen it before at the rate they mentioned it. "It's snowing", "It's snowing". I don't care, fuck off! It's a fucking inconvenience, sometimes causes problems with power. Fuck snow!
Sam has moved in, much sooner than expected due to his job. We rearranged my room Saturday.
Why do I get into arguments online? The people I am arguing with are obviously shit for brain morons since they disagree with me. Why do I waste my time on these people? They won't listen to reason, they're complete morons!
We were going to go to the movies but didn't get around to it. Yes I have officially run out of things to talk about.
I have been going out a lot lately, and I am not even drunk most of the time, fancy that. |
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I am now 26, meh boring |
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Sam arrived on Thursday and announced he's moving sooner due to getting a job in Christchurch.
Oh on Tuesday I went to the doctor's because my antibiotics ran out and didn't feel a whole lot better by Monday. I did feel better Tuesday and if I had known that I probably wouldn't have made the appointment. So that fucked. I am better finally.
Friday we went to the movies; saw The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. I liked it, Sam thought it was crap. The ending was a bit shit though. WAS THE US MILITARY TOO BUSY FIGHTING WARS FOR OIL TO COME TO THE PARTY??? Later we went to The George Hotel for dinner; I had a cosmopolitan, lamb and some banana themed thing for desert. I wish that I had ordered the Rocky Road but it was still nice.
Saturday night I went somewhere for cocktails, ended up only having one and then having a drink at Club 22 after. We decided to walk home. The first part of the evening was great, spent it with Hine and Sam. Had another meal, wasn't planning to but eh. Had a Long Island Iced Tea, lamb and some ice cream and chocolate sauce. Lamb was Spicey which was good. I was actually VERY surprised how cheap the Long Island Iced Tea was! They're fucking $40 at some places! The combined total of everything I had was just under $40.
I like lambs, they taste DELICIOUS!
Why am I discussing what I have to eat on this blog? I really don't care what other people have for dinner or are cooking. Facebook food states are just BORING!
I am now 26, meh that's boring. Night out was good though.
Thanks for all the happy birthday wishes everyone! Even though saying something like "Fuck you, you miserable old bastard" would be much more entertaining. |
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Fucking virus came back |
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Bad week, I am sick NO NOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD actually yes that too but that's nothing new. FUCKING virus came back, on FUCKING antibiotics FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING. Do I swear too much? FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT I WANT. You're a cunt!
Cunt: female genitalia.
Dick: male genitalia.
BOTH EQUALLY NOT OFFENSIVE!
WE ALSO HAVE BALLS AS A SWEAR WORD, NO NEED TO BE OFFENDED BY CUNT!
I have things in me to put me in a better mood, yes this is me in a good mood! Sunshine lollipops and fucking rainbows... I want to destroy them.
Really hoping I am better by Friday.
Went to the doctor Tuesday, he gave me antibiotics, not fucking working.
By the way FUCK YOU in case that wasn't clear. I would like to take my bad mood out of my readers. Just because it's fun.
I finally upgraded my main server to PHP5! Except that broke my joke site, unlike 90% of my sites; the code wasn't written by me. So fixed that and also discovered lots of security holes. I was completely vulnerable to SQL injections. Fixed things, plugged the holes. Couldn't be bothered trying to convert the admin area or tell a friend script so I just remove them. I have more important things to do, like hot guys! I will start redoing my web hosting then continue making new products! decided not to go out because of my virus. Hey didn't I say last week that I wasn't going to be going out a lot anyway. Fuck. Who cares?
My wheelchair switch broke. As if my week wasn't crappy enough. Oh excluding Tuesday!!!
It's 1:23 Am, Sunday whatever of August, 7?
So I am sick, wheelchair is fucked, bad week at work. Fuck this shit.
Sunday afternoon, my wheelchair is fixed, someone must have pushed the plug in. Also I am a tad better I think.
It's not so bad. Oh fuck yes it is. |
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For my birthday I want a stupidity mute button |
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Thoughts from last week:
Yes sex robots are UGLY, the technology has to improve before I get one. Ideally one which you can completely modify appearance would be fantastic.
Perhaps people are too much like sheep to fight against capitalism; good news for me since I will be rich.
I said that I enjoy my job which is partly true. I don't like it when projects take twice as long as planned and I don't like dealing with customers. Customers are people and people are idiots. By the way BUY MY WEB HOSTING SERVICES! Calling customers idiots is not the best way to attract new customers. Luckily most of my customers won't see this so I can say whatever the fuck I want! I keep my business and personal sites separate.
Upgrading my servers in the next two weeks, then I am working on launching many new products in the next few months! Have loads of ideas!
Decided on going for cocktails on the 13th, facebook event created. All welcome except if I hate you. Possibly going clubbing, probably not because places are shit, it depends on interest.
Really nothing else to talk about. Don't think I'd be clubbing anytime before September. There's a dance party late August, but it costs $10 so fuck that. And it's upstairs too so doubly fuck that. Why are all events fucking upstairs. Fuck the fucking fuckers. Not really that pissed, I just felt like swearing hahaha.
For my birthday I want a stupidity mute button. That way I could mute all the stupid fuckers out there. I was thinking to myself; what a BRILLIANT invention. Someone needs to invent this! |
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Capitalism ending and sex robots |
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Going out tonight, but first let me ramble about how I am really just a selfish wanker who really fears capitalism to end because then I couldn't be fucking rich!
Ignoring the fact that I am MUCH SMARTER than most people so I would possibly be rich in that way.
I had a plan, getting rich was supposed to be a safeguard for getting sex from attractive twinks when I am old and grey, but if capitalism suddenly ends, all that goes to hell and frankly i am pissed off on predictions that capitalism will end within a decade. I want sex when I am old and ugly, statistically people live longer when they have frequent sex, but that's not why I want it, I'm just a very horny bastard. I suppose there's sex robots I guess. Still a world without me being rich and powerful would suck.
Question: is there any point of trying to get rich if capitalism is going to end? It does seem pointless. I would be interested to know reader's thoughts.
Most of the products I am working on now would be obsolete when capitalism ends so that really does fucks.
Another question: If I am with someone would fucking a sex robot count as cheating or masturbation?
Well I am with someone. Yes me; the guy who said that he would rather throw acid on his face than be with someone because people are such fucking morons. God help Sam, I am a lunatic. I don't even believe in god and said god help Sam. Hey I just came out as an atheist, most of my family assume I am a Christian, SURPRISE! Anyway, I am seeing Sam, he's so cute, and a really nice guy. Lives in Auckland though, which is one hell of a fucking bitch. Came down Tuesday for a few days, that was great.
I went out Saturday night, had only two drinks, that's VERY moderate for me. Straight guys kept shaking my hand, girls kept spelling. What's with sentences like "How are u" or "How r you"? If you're going to use letters in place of words, why not do both? It doesn't make any fucking sense! Music ranged from crap to good. Few hot guys. Probably won't go out again until Cruz opens.
Taking a break from my other blogs, will probably post in both next week. |
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Google Plus and several rants |
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Didn't go out last night so don't know what to write about really. I have already written two blogs today. The later part of today will be spent developing products.
I have opened a Google Plus account and I believe that I am no longer a paying member of Second Life, oh well hardly ever login anyway. My Google Plus name is Thane Pullan, no fucking shit. Don't really have time to maintain another social network but I will try to post crap occasionally. Won't use it like Facebook; Google has far too much data on people already in my opinion if you consider some people use it for searches, email, videos etc. They also have financial information. It's too much in my opinion, potential for abuse is enormous.
I have decided to set myself a goal to climb Mount Cook by 2013. Well no, but I really don't have anything of substance to talk about so I am just making up complete and utter crap with no truth to it whatsoever.
Will go out next week, probably, will probably have drinks at home, because I'm a cheap bastard.
OK fuck it; question time! Why is the world run by complete and utter fucking morons? Why do complete and utter fucking morons have money? Shouldn't smart people like me dominate the world instead of the fuckwitts that do? Is it because most smart people are fucking pussys? I have been wondering these things for a while.
Nothing else to post about, I thought that I would launch into a little rant.
Holy shit I have written so much today; including my other blogs of course. Counting this blog entry alone my efforts are laughable. this really is full of random scattered crap.
Why is Facebook bothering me to try their new chat? Fuck that, I hate going on Facebook chat. Too many random people annoy me expecting me to pointlessly chat with them like I don't have anything to do with my time like work or watch porn. No thanks, fuck off! |
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Home from Queenstown |
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So it's Sunday, I decided not to go out last night. I basically couldn't be fucked and I couldn't binge drink
anyway which is basically the only reason why I can stand the random annoying fuckwitts. I think that I will
finish my antibiotics medication soon so will have a decent piss up on Saturday.
On Tuesday I got dragged out, had a good time. Went to a wine tasting, I still hate wine. Apparently I'll go
anywhere if a cute guy asks. I just went to see if my tastes have changed, they haven't. I was literally carted off
to a cheese tasting, nobody actually asked if I wanted to go, the things were really nice though.
I later found out the that fucking medical centre changed me about $110 for a 20 minute visit! How FUCKING
ridiculous! Next time I'll probably just wait to go to my local GP. He only charges about $40-$60 which is fucking
too much, but at least it's not triple fucking figures.
I did do some work in Queenstown but the hard drive I put it on is not fucking working so that was entirely
fucking pointless. I have already redone the work. I did not do as much as I hoped but since I would have lost
the entire thing anyway I don't really care, fuck that. I also lost some other stuff which fucks me off. It's a shame as that particular brand of hard drive has been pretty reliable until now. Maybe I should take flash drives on trips in future.
We went home Thursday. Back to boring arse Christchurch. Had a good trip.
I currently have a sore arm which is annoying in bed. Hopefully it passes. |
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Currently in Queenstown |
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Yes this is a day late, blame the three silly people who thought I had pneumonia. Despite me repeatedly telling them that I didn't, what on earth would I know??? I have only had it before and knew this clearly wasn't pneumonia, but please feel free to diagnose me with whatever you like despite having no medical training. Don't trust me, I'm just a cripple! So I was dragged to the a medical center in queenstown and it turns out I have a virus which limits my ability to be smug, but I'll take it. I believe that the doctor assumed that I was a bit slow at first, few lines of conversation, assumption gone. Very glad that I went, I wonder if the breathing pains I have frequently are caused by the virus. If so I must have had it for months.
While I am being sarcastic; don't trust me to drive around this place, just push me around despite the fact you crash MUCH MORE than me. Nice going geniuses! Meh can't blame me for damage, I don't give a fuck.
Slept well last night, which made a change, was horribly sick the night before plus loud bangs were keeping me up, will see if earplugs help.
Arrived around 515PM Friday, quite a nice place. Caught the end of Home And Away, really wished I hadn't, was bored to death. How the hell did I ever watch that shit?
There's a spa here, it's outside but still very nice.
Of course the only problem with my new medicine is that I can't binge drink, I can still drink some though. Right, I'm going on a big fucking bender when this virus clears. |
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Work rambles then I insult you all |
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Well the only thing I did this week was get a flu shot, you are not meant to get it when you have a cold but oh well. Perhaps it cancels it out, perhaps it will actually cause me to get the flu. I don't know, hope not! It will probably work normally, let's see what happens!
Doing more script conversations to PHP5, nearly done with my CMS script which powers my blogs and porn sites. I do have another script to convert but it's really really big so I think I am going to just move it to another PHP4 server and upgrade my main server to PHP5 and start selling PHP5 products and web hosting which should generate an income. I really need the money for future ambitions. Still quite a few sites and scripts to convert before I can switch to PHP5 on my main server, progress is being made though..
Fuck it's the middle of the year and I have not done anything with learning software development, creating music or YouTube videos, and I haven't started up more creative blogs. Immediate scripting projects should take me to July or August. I have a clear vision for my business, not knowing what to do was half my problem this past few years.
My plans are probably irrelevant because we're probably all going to die from global warming in a few years.
Way to bring everyone down.
Well you're probably bored to death with me rambling about my business, I may as well depress you too, just because I am a sadistic fuckwitt.
Didn't go out this week, couldn't be fucked and the cash saving is nice, more to spend in queentown. Fuck have I been spelling it queentown??? Stupid fucking word prediction! QUEENSTOWN. That's better! Useless fucking readers for not correcting me.
And don't point out my grammar is shit in this entry, I fucking know. |
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More big after shocks |
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Ra Ra Ramble time!
So I think Cruz is shut tonight due to the building next door is fucked or something so I am being crazy at home, more than usual.
Had two big after shocks this week on the same day, the second one was the biggest at 6.3. The water and phone were affected. Power was not. Thank fuck for that. I would get so bored without power and may have to resort to doing crap to people offline.
Sunday now, was going to pointlessly ramble last night but got distracted by guys, story of my life! Em the "got distracted by guys" part, not the "pointlessly ramble" part. Although I do like to pointlessly ramble, at times, times like now.
So went nowhere this week, meh. Nowhere to go anyway. I like home, there's porn here. Just sayin'. Yes, I am just bored at this stage of the blog and just writing random shit right now.
Fucking after shock woke me up. Fuck after shocks fuck fuck fuck. Oh I am sorry, do I have an anger problem?. On that subject; is anybody else sick of completely bullshit news stories about the earthquake? They say crap like "Christchurch residents are the most stressed in the country" NO FUCKING SHIT! I have read quite a few like that. The fact that people are stressed in Christchurch should be completely fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain cell, why even bother to report it?
Been invited to Queentown in July, looking forward to that, though I will probably end up working on sites a good portion of the time, which is fine because I like working. Spending it with great company too.
Fuck I just posted my NewsPooze.com blog on BeyondFucked.com, if you see this it's fixed. |
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Someone else can write for a change. |
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Fuck writing this shit someone else can do it.
Fuck I just know Thane is going to leave out all the decent things that have happened so thought I would summarize the weekend for him. Friday went to the movies as had free passes to use.As it was a date at the movies thought it was only appropriate to act upon what I thought a date at the movies meant, enough said. Decided to take the van. That was an interesting experience. The bloody indicator was on the wrong side and the bakes were extra jerky. Fuck know why people can't just stick to quality European vehicles like those found at Speedy Motors. Quality European vehicles imported direct from Japan at unbelievable prices. They got a 01 BMW 318i Wagon done 68000k's at only $1 reserve. Check it out http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=382352363 Perhaps that why us Asians (me being one) have so much trouble driving on New Zealand roads? Just a thought. Bet he was having second thoughts about letting me drive. Sat night went out to dinner at Holy Smoke. Nice place quite different from what I was expecting. Thane ordered the spare ribs which is a BIG NONO when going out on a date esp if it's the second date. On the way home a stupid cyclist decided to cut across three lanes right in front of us. Very surprised Thane didn't go flying into the front of the van. Had a very early flight on Sunday so thought it would be easier if I just stayed up all night watching porn. Lol as if I"d do that.
Hi again.
So Sam visited again, we went to a movie Friday called "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2", it left me wondering; who's fucking idea was it to make that movie? It had a few funny moments, keywords being "a" and "few". It wasn't completely unbearable, although that was mostly due to the hot 18 year old boy in it, I think, he was 18, played the character of Rodrick. The fact that I was with a cute guy helped too, wouldn't have seen that crap otherwise. At least it totally verified why I hate movies, they fucking suck! All that was on otherwise was a fucking comic book movie, an ugly ass Jonny Deepp pirate film, Harry fucking Potter, a fucking kids movie about cars, and some other movie I haven't heard of. Hollywood fucking sucks these days. Luckily it was free, we are both as cheap as each other, fucking brilliant!
Saturday we went to Holy Smoke for dinner, I had ribs. Apparently you're not supposed to do that due to some unwritten rule. How the fuck am I supposed to know that??? Fuck rules, and fuck unwritten ones, SPELL IT FUCKING OUT! Fuck the ribs were fucking delicious! It would be sooooo helpful if my fucking stupid wheelchair didn't fall apart! That was fucking embarrassing! Yes fucking stupid cyclists!
Thanks for whoring your auctions out on my blog Sam.
We actually drank Saturday night.
Thanks for a great few days Sam, see you online. |
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So now I want to fuck variable conversion scripts hmmmm |
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Spent the week upgrading sites, except today and probably tomorrow since I am going out tonight (Sunday). I am really fucked now so I will be really really really fucked tomorrow. On the topic of scripting. I LOVE MY NEW VARIABLE CONVERTER I MADE AND WOULD TOTALLY FUCK IT IF IT WAS A GUY. Is that weird??? Well if it was a hot guy.
Basically it turns a list of variables like $a $b $c into
$a = $_POST['a'];
$b = $_POST['b'];
$c = $_POST['c']
I can paste entire SQL statements and have it list the variables for me, this saves a shit lot of time when I have ten or more variables.
Didn't really do anything else this week, I am on a scripting high at the moment.
Saturday I went to Cruz with Sam, it was pretty good.
How the fuck am I still typing? |
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Nelson |
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I am in the sleepy town of Nelson.
I probably shouldn't complain since it's my grandmother's funeral tomorrow. This is probably hideously distasteful! Nah I complain about everything. Hopefully me being here helps someone.
Oh fuck it I am turning up my music to drown out American Idol
So anyway puked half of the way here, considering flying home, or definitely pills. Pills are cheaper than flying. I think. Once the government fucks with Pharmac; who the fuck knows? Must say, puking in my chair is less stressful than puking in bed on Sunday mornings. Just saying!
It's Friday.
Since I have no privacy, I am going to spend my time blogging and maybe writing scripts, definitely writing at least one script, nothing else to do. May as well do some useful shit.
Right shame that one of my grandmothers has passed. She was always very sweet to me. We saw each other maybe once a year. RIP! It's a shame I didn't see her more often. Well at least I have vivid memories of her, I can't really remember my grandfather; not as much. I am thankful that I have memories of her, fond ones too. Good times are what's important. RIP to both of them!
On Monday watched "The Secret" with a friend. I don't have a positive review hahaha. SURPRISE SURPRISE! Basically it's about people who think that their positive thoughts and visualizations can influence the universe so they can get what they want, or just get positive things happening to them. It's nicely package claptrap. It's an extension of Karma. Equally as fictional too. They just offer alternative explanations for things that can already be very accurately explained or do not require explanations. Thankfully I am known as a sceptic and can post whatever I want on this topic without worrying about offending the people that know me.
Went to Cruz Thursday night, got very fucked off my face! Tried Long Island Iced Tea, good drink, fucking expensive though. Oh that's right; I didn't pay! I have an IOU instead. Had Vodka and raspberries and a Tequila shot too. It's probably a good thing I was dragged home when I was.
Saturday now. My grandmother had a lovely send off, it was a nice service.
Monday, drove home yesterday, took pills, wasn't sick. Had wedges and ice cream for lunch. |
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